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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 3:27 am
♩♪♫ 𝔪𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔠 𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔶 𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔰 ♫♪♩ not if my kittens learn to bring me breakfast to bed! :3 OMG! Why do you think so!?
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:19 am
My brain shut down for a minute.
Why does my butt have so much fat?
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High-functioning Loiterer
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 2:03 pm
You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey Because a bunch of aliens are living down there.
Where is the Hulk?
*P.s. I'd like to ask the same of mine. O_O
Because grey will not do.
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 4:56 am
With the aliens in my butt.
Why is there a rainbow?
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High-functioning Loiterer
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:20 pm
You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey Because the monkeys needed somewhere to play.
Why do moose live in woods? Because grey will not do.
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:35 pm
Because they can't live in the city, they're too big to ride the subway. D:
What is the answer to #34?
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:42 pm
You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey $20
Why is the kitty pink?
Because grey will not do.
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:22 pm
I spray-painted is cause it ate meh fish 0.0
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:48 pm
You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey The monkeys.
Where is my pet hippo?
Because grey will not do.
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:18 pm
I am a sinner... "1 John 1:8"
it's off catching jelly fish with spongebob
why can't I find a good show on television?
... Saved by God's grace "Acts 15:11"
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Conservative Conversationalist
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:02 pm
Because there are no good shows on television. It's a conspiracy.
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood times ten divided by eleven and a half minus two point three times pi squared. And note, not pi being squared, the entire answer. biggrin
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:06 pm
Because of Geico.
Why is my leg itchy?
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Conservative Conversationalist
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:09 pm
Because of the s-s-s-spi-d-derssssssssss-s-s-s....
What is the meaning of life?
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:12 pm
To feed our cats.
Do they really spy on you through Kinect? :3
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