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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:47 pm
um.......... I divorced you for not speaking correctly?
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:50 pm
I divorced you because I somehow ended up believing that your parents were being racist... even though we're the same ethnicity. >.<
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:42 am
Besides the fact that you are a girl, you went and had your species changed! gonk
(irony: Elci's not wearing her elf ears so I guess I did too! XD)
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:26 am
That horrible javelin! I couldn't get anywhere near you without worrying about being impaled! All I wanted was hugs, and you couldn't give them to me emo
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:29 am
Your...pet with the one eye totally killed me. But if you think being a ghost will stop me from getting a divorce, you're the one who's dead! Dead wrong!
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:12 pm
You kept haunting everything. I decide to Walmart, you go with me and wander around rattling chains and moaning at people!
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:30 am
You wouldn't stop complaining about those birds attacking your head
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:41 am
You kept stabbing me with all your... what the hell are you wearing!? Seriously, you're always wearing... and carrying dangerous items.
That's why I divorced you! I shouldn't get stabbed just for hugging you.
;_;
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:58 am
You took the tentacles to bed more than me ;.;
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:01 am
You never heard my desperate pleas of help whenever the tentacles got a hold on me!
Seriously, can't I get some help around here?
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:59 pm
how you turn my world...
I divorce you because you're always calling for help! "Oh, the tentacles have me!" "Oh, save me please!" Mememe! What about my needs?
xDD
...you precious thing
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:23 pm
Because you thought I was selfish! I most certainly am not, I just don't want to die by my fragging stalker tentacles!
We would've worked out great if you helped me when I asked. Then we could've worked out your issues as well.
xD
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:31 pm
how you turn my world...
You don't understand that I don't have issues, I have a subscription!
((I like this game. xD))
...you precious thing
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:59 pm
Because you didn't realize that you kept sapping up our money on those stupid subscriptions! I didn't want to run the risk of ruining my credit in the process! We could barely pay the bills.
Also, whenever I told you to stop them -- it was all about you! Cause you thought I was all about me!
[ xD it's fun, yes. ]
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:23 pm
You kept being mean and rejecting my tentacle monster pets ;.; they have feelings to you know
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