2008 ELECTION LIVE COVERAGE ** (what about INDIANA??)

[The Real Jon Stewart]

-- What? Stephen, do you know anything about how this works?

Anyway, McCain is giving his official concession speech right now.  

[The Real Stephen Colbert]

WHAT? HE'S DOING WHAT? HOW COULD HE? I DON'T BELIEVE IT! MCCAIN, DON'T BE A SISSY!  

[The Real Jon Stewart]

Yep. Uh huh, it's over.

... Still no word on Indiana. Such is life.  

[The Real Stephen Colbert]

OH GOD THE TERRORISTS ARE COMING! THEY'RE PROBABLY ON THEIR WAY RIGHT NOW!  

[The Real Jon Stewart]

You know what would be really epic? If McCain and Palin went out by streaking buck-naked through the crowd. That'd ensure he's remembered.  

[The Real Stephen Colbert]

WATCH THE SKIES! PLANES FULL OF BOMBS AND BETURBANED MEN WILL BE BEARING DOWN ON US ANY SECOND NOW!  

[The Real Jon Stewart]

.... Alright, I think our work is done here. Stephen, let's go. You can freak out on your show tomorrow.  

[The Real Stephen Colbert]

AHHHHHHHHH! *sobs*  

[Ky Jelly]

i think its pretty straight forward. 338 to 155, what can you do?

but if mccain did win, what would the news casters say?

"oops, our bad. we jumped the gun"?

although he hasnt won the popular vote officially either. only 65% is in.

*watches cnn* hmm . .projection eh?  

[Szen]

Don't they only need 270 to win? It's really not even close. XD

rofl at the streaking. That would be awesome (if frightening). XDD  

[Ky Jelly]

but wasnt it closer in 2000? if that happened now, i'd be like, wtf?  

[M e h P u s s N B o o t s]

Hey Tio, do you know who Georgia's going to?
(That's my state! mrgreen )

Buuuut
Obama pretty much won already?  

[Ky Jelly]

Quote:

Hey Tio, do you know who Georgia's going to?
(That's my state! mrgreen )

Buuuut
Obama pretty much won already?

mccain i believe