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 Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:12 am
because it's magic. or its further proof that gaia just doesn't care. take your pick. (btw, i grabbed your booty. ka-ching!)
why did my professor send out an e-mail saying class was canceled 10 minutes before it started?
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:35 am
Because (s)he was being held at gunpoint by the freedom fighters of the Society for More Free Time.
Why have I never noticed Gaia's IM function before the current layout change?
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:58 am
because your internal sensors were blocking it from your awareness
why am i tired until i drink caffiene?
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:39 pm
Because a special galnd behind your nose that produces ifflinn, which is what makes you love yaoi, and only exists in some people, needs caffeine or it will malfuction and send out a soporific into your bloodstream instead.
Why do migranes make me puke?
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:19 pm
because they're the antithesis to your cuteness and make your insides all mixed up
why do people let themselves be pressured into doing things they don't want to do and then spend all day complaining about it when they can just say no?
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:38 pm
Cause the little devil changes into the one things that person cant resist and the one thing forces them to do the bad thing. The the angel come back later and makes us complain against out will.
Why cant I hang out the bishi's at my school only cause there jrs?
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:02 am
Because age difference is a mighty barrier that only the Prophesied few may cross.
Why can I never seem to wake up when I don't have plans for the day?
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:17 am
Because caffene is pumped into the plans we make everyday, hence the reason why when llamas cry out into the nightsky when they have nothing to do they fall asleep.... also why we get bored and fall asleep ;D
so i was walking around the corner of my street right, and i wanted to know why the grass next to my molestified cownipple farm was turning light purple with a slight neon glow.... can you tell me that?
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:51 pm
Clearly they are growing uranium, and it's almost ripe.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:49 pm
because they both torture students (if you get the reference treat yourself to a cookie)
why is being perverted unacceptable?
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:40 pm
Because long ago, the rat tricked Perverted and made him late to tha great party in the sky. ((If you get the reference, kudos!))
dramallama <- why is that so badly animated?
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:51 pm
because it's from a porn site
why do we only care about cute animals?
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:33 pm
I will not bow, I will not break.
. . .
Because their fluffiness brainwashes you into making you do things for them. It's all an evil conspiracy.
Why are pubes curly?
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I am not proud, cold-blooded, fake.
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:19 pm
because our crotches get so warm they curl up in the heat. . . . why do we have pubes in the first place? neutral
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:24 pm
Because the evil hair giver said our crotches would be too cold with out them, so they gave us a permanent winter coat.
Why don't they ever include long walks on the beach while being completelt naked in yaoi animes?
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