Things KH Characters will never say!

[ladyAnlu]

Zora: No Really, I have a plushie of Riku!!
Kairi: Yeah right.
Zora: Fine if you don't believe me, here! (pulls out a plushie of Riku and huggles it)  

[X_XI_LOVE_Emo_PuddingX_X]

Luxford: Its a disgrace i've been part of this organisaton for a long time now and you still haven't installed a coffee machine!
Xemnas: What can i say we're on a tight budget have some tea it's bloody good old chap.  

[sunnykitty19990330]

((There are thing Xemnas should never say))

Axel: Old chap, we've been through a lot together.
Roxas: Hello~, video games.
Axel: But sometimes, there are hard decisions to make.
Roxas: OMG You broke up with Marly!
Axel: Nope! We can no longer purchase Sea Salt ice cream!
Roxas: *falls over in a state of shock*  

[X_XI_LOVE_Emo_PuddingX_X]

((LOL lol ))
Axel: Shock! Horror! Someone has vandalized my Roxas plushie and i must use all my wit and cunning to find out who did it.
Roxas: (Hiding arts and crafts kit) I don't know who did it but that thing creeped me out anyway.
Axel: Ur right that thing was creepy but its OK i have a thousand more in my closets.  

[sunnykitty19990330]

Sora: My closets have been robbed! Whoever would do such a thing?!
Riku: I sure as hell don't know. I can't think of anyone who would want to wear the crap you call clothes.  

[D-CheRRyFluffer]

Kairi: Clothes are my favoritest thing in the whole wide world!
Sora: Mine too!
Both: *Giggle like girls*  

[Coddlebrand]

Kairi: What? I have to be a damsel-in-distress again? Screw this. -leaves to grab her boomstick-

Riku: Out of everyone in the entire game, why am I the only one with regular-looking clothes?
Sora: Says the guy who wore parachute/pitcher pants as a kid.
Kumo: -in the distance- Ooh, burn!

 

[D-CheRRyFluffer]

Axel: Burnies! Burnies! Ow, it hurts!
Roxas: Stop being a retard! It was your idea to set your hand on fire!
Axel: That's only because I knew it'd be easy!  

[sunnykitty19990330]

Riku: Easy as pie!
Kairi; Who knew Sora left his dirty picture collection so unguarded?  

[ladyAnlu]

Axel: Unguarded? I"ll say you're unguarded here. *pokes Roxas in the butt"
Roxas: AHHH. I like that.