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 Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 12:36 pm
granted but thats the only thing you will ever eat for the rest of ur life and u will have to live with sticky peanut butter on the roof of ur mouth forever!
i wish for a puppy
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 9:31 pm
Granted, but the puppy barks all night, every night, and keeps you up causing you to be habitually late for work and causing you to lose your job.
I wish I was better at math.
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 11:01 pm
it comes with Will Huntings relationship issues I wish my car always looked shiny and never needed to be washed.
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 5:53 am
Granted, but it stops running and nobody can figure out what's wrong to fix it.
I wish that I had a pad of paper that never ran out of sheets. (Like the Death Note!)
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 7:51 am
Granted, but it actually is the Death Note and you wrote your name in it while writing for a school assignment.
I wish I could meet Rafael Nadal.
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 8:53 pm
Granted, you meet Rafael Nadal but before you can do anything he marries me exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim
I wish i went out with Johnny exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 8:59 pm
Granted, but he goes by the nickname "Nny" and attempts to "immortalize" the moment on the first date...resulting in attempted Homicide.
I wish I knew of a secret gold-deposit on my secret 50 acre land (that I'm also wishing for, boo yah!)
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 6:03 pm
Granted but that gold deposit is a secrete Swedish bank account that the government finds out about, to bad you were smuggling all that gold. Now both that money and your land go bye bye, and you go to jail for many a year.
I wish I knew every answer to every question I'll ever be asked, be it by a person or a test or something
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 5:18 pm
Granted, but the teacher acuses you of cheating and gives you in school. Your girlfriend finds it creepy that you know EVERYTHING about her and dumps you and makes sure no other girl will ever ask you out. Your mom and dad ground you forever because they think you are being a smart a**. And psychos think you are an alien since you know about everything there ever was and lock you up for testing but find they were wrong and get pissed off and kill you.
I wish my friend archaic radio could know that I'm madly in love with him.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 8:14 pm
Granted, but he tells you that he's actually madly in love with me.
I wish I had robots that would do my evil bidding and never turn against me.
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:10 pm
Granted, but they'll never do anything cool for you, like bring you cookies, give you presents, etc. because you only wanted them for your evil bidding.
I wish that concerts didn't have to have stupid age limits...
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:57 pm
Granted but then most bands don't do concerts anymore and those that do have an insane price that only Billionaires can afford.
I wish The Suites was cooler then it already is.
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:30 pm
Granted, but since you weren't extremely literal, the room temperature of the Suites is now -48 degrees Fahrenheit.
I wish I had a Saturn Sky. The car. One that runs. And looks good. Corrupt that, fools!
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:58 am
Granted, it runs, it looks good. But you can't drive it because it was the size of a coin.
I wish I was incredibly rich. Rich as in, with a lot of money.
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:48 am
Granted but then you forgot what you wanted to buy with it
I wish I had enough gold for my dream aquarium
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