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 Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 6:11 pm
granted but instead it makes you miserable for the rest of your life
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:32 pm
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I wish I could give someone the perfect gift
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:44 pm
granted, but it makes them perfectly unhappy.
I wish that i wasn't brunette anymore!
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:58 pm
Granted, but now your hair has exploded and taken your head with it because you don't look any better any other way.
I wish that my computer could make great coffee
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:59 pm
granted, but your dad leaves the computer on and it gets the inside of your modem all wet and it explodes.....
I wish I had a wooden spoon of doom.
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:01 am
Granted, but then you get spooned to death by wickedly evil wooden powers of doom.
I wish I had a keychain spork.
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:02 am
granted... but one day as you sit down the spork stabs you in the family jewels.
I wish I could read peoples minds.
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:04 am
Granted, but then you get to see the sexual fantacies that people have about you every day because you are such a sexy beast.
I wish I had a detatchable nose.
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:07 am
Granted , but it gets lost in your boss' bum.... eww
I wish that I would never get sick again!
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:11 am
Granted, but now the drug companies slip contraceptives into your meals to prevent you from procreating.
I wish the "f' keys went higher than 12.
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:24 am
Granted but they do weird things that scare and terrify people
I wish I was the best Hacker in the world
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:05 pm
Granted but then the massive amounts of technology required to aid you in uberhacking mutates the computer into a super computer and it plots to destroy you until it finally gets the FBI to nab you and while you are being raped by Bubba in prison your computer takes over the world.
I wish I there weren't so many stupid people
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:17 pm
Caracol Granted but then the massive amounts of technology required to aid you in uberhacking mutates the computer into a super computer and it plots to destroy you until it finally gets the FBI to nab you and while you are being raped by Bubba in prison your computer takes over the world. I wish I there weren't so many stupid people Granted, you die I wish paper was thicker
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:42 pm
Granted, but now it costs so much to print anything or write in a note book that we all have wireless internet connections implated into our brains. and then we become slaves to the internet. Also If the servers crash we go crazy trying to figure out what to do next.
I wish that i hadn't dropped my glasses the other day.
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:48 am
Granted, your glasses are sewed to your skin and can never be removed.
I wish I knew what people were thinking
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