The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Julien_Isfange]

Fortunetly they got chicken pox  

[mold_cloud]

Unfortunately, the Chicken Pox only made them stronger, and mutated into a deadly 'Turtle Pox' strain that turned everyone else into mutant turtles, too!  

[II Panda Puff L II]

fortunately, a new meteorite fell which mutated them back into a regular state{except no one had a left pinky, or a right big toe}, and they all danced around in togas singing "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FREIND....."  

[Julien_Isfange]

Unfortunetly no one likes that song  

[[Eskimo]]

Fortunately, a large bus drove by and smashed them.

 

[Avzel]

Unfortunately, the bus was full of whiny brainwashed radical college grrls who disembarked and beat every innocent male they saw just for being male, screaming how he was insulting them by his very existence.  

[II Panda Puff L II]

fortunatly, the woman were thrown in prison for agrivated asault. Also the men the beat took a magic spellbook and made everyone unisexual xd  

[pokemonman2]

Unfortunately it meant that everybody could have touched each other naghtily rofl  

[II Panda Puff L II]

fortunatley everyone was polite  

[[Eskimo]]

Unfortunately, Naraku sprung from the bushes and
began raining death miasma upon everyone.

 

[II Panda Puff L II]

fortunatley everyone was wearing miasm repelent so they were unharmed  

[Avzel]

Unfortunately, Naraku, who was by this time the only interesting thing in the story, died horribly and permanently.  

[[Eskimo]]

Fortunately, no one cared too much. 8D

 

[mold_cloud]

Unfortunately, Kikyo isn't 'no one', so she brought him back as a clay urn full of daisies, which were beautiful.  

[KittyKat62]

Unfortunately an elephant stepped on and squashed the daisies.