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 Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:39 pm
because If they didn't we would be knee deep in dog poo (ha get it).
what happened to all the chickens?
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:21 pm
They crossed the road.
What is the question?
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:28 pm
^ That one...
Why is the answer 42?
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:56 pm
Because 69 would be too obvious.
What does "the" mean?
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:29 pm
1.)Denoting one or more people or things already mentioned or assumed to be common knowledge.
Why are Jelly Beans© called Jelly Beans©?
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:17 pm
Because they are copyrighted.
Why aren't microwaves micro-sized?
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:35 pm
They are, compared to radio waves, which were discovered first.
Why the hell did I just give a logical not-stupid answer?
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:29 am
Because intelegence kicked in.
Why is there always so little time?
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:00 am
Because time has been shrinking due to mutation caused by increases of radition.
Why do dogs lift the leg to pee?
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:09 am
Because wet dog smells bad enough you don't want .... we'll I think you know where this will go. sweatdrop
Why are smily faces yellow confused ?
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:52 pm
Because they caught a disease from being spread to too many people.
Why do heroes go on quests?
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:12 pm
Because all stories need a plot to sell, and quests just happen to be big plot-moving devices...
Would you rather read a story about a guy going to work and having an average day and then coming home to eat spagetti?
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:28 am
That's the most entertaining story I've ever heard.
How did a chip become a chip?
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:45 am
A chip got chipped from a chip in the chip.
Try saying that five times fast.
Why is everything made in China?
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:08 pm
Because Japan is too busy playing video games.
Why do camels spit on you?
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