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 Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 10:59 pm
Elijah: Jean, can you get me some water since you're already up
Eugene: You have legs
Elijah: I can't drink my legs
source : tumblr
characters involved : Eugene Windsor, Elijah Pemberton
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:11 pm
Jeremy: Don’t worry, you’ve got everything you need to defeat them.
Mallory: The power to believe in myself?
Jeremy: No, a knife.
Jeremy: Stab them.
source : sao abridged
characters involved : Mallory Lovette, Jeremy Lovette
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Diamond Wales Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:14 pm
Vespera: You’re afraid of ghosts!
Jonah: Not really.
Vespera: You said it yourself, sometimes you doubt if ghosts really aren’t real.
Jonah: That’s cause I like to keep an open mind.
Vespera: So why are you so scared when you hear a noise at night, huh?
Jonah: Because the last time I heard a noise in the middle of the night it was you, naked, breaking into my apartment, and it traumatized me.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Vespera Salazar, Jonah Lane
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:16 pm
Treva: What was it you were hoping I’d bring to the table - quiet obedience? No. I bring the storm, I bring chaos and your imminent destruction. You made a mistake.
Diantha: Treva can’t we just have a normal dinner for once
source : tumblr
characters involved : Diantha Warlow, Treva Warlow
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:18 pm
Elijah: Did you know 9 billion hens are slaughtered each year? That’s 9 billion chicken ghosts. The astral plane is positively overflowing with birds. It is hell’s waiting room, the chicken plane.
Waiter: so ... you don’t want the chicken?
Elijah: no ... yes, the chicken please
source : twitter
characters involved : Elijah Pemberton
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:24 pm
Theodotius: I feel so gay!
Galen: What?
Theodotius: You know, light-hearted. Joyful. Whimsical.
Galen: …yeah, the meaning of that word has changed. *whispers to Theodotius*
Theodotius: Oh. Oh my. Well, in that case… I’m still very much gay.
Galen: There you g- wait, what?
source : tumblr
characters involved : Theodotius Ellis-Hall, Galen Hall
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Diamond Wales Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:28 pm
Nani: What time is it?
Desiree: I dunno, pass me that saxophone and I’ll find out.
Desiree: [blows saxophone loudly]
Su-Jin, distantly: WHO THE ******** IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2AM?!
Desiree: It’s 2am.
source : unknown
characters involved : Desiree Whitethorne, Nani Heulwen, Su-Jin Cho
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:29 pm
Colin: So how are you and Leon going?
Caty: I think they’re finally starting to warm up to me.
Caty: [sees Leon in the distance and waves] Hey Leon!
Leon: [flips Caty off in return]
Caty: Yup, we’re besties now.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Colin Beckett, Caty Blake, Leon McGregor
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Diamond Wales Vice Captain
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Diamond Wales Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:35 pm
James: We both look very beautiful tonight.
Lyre: You know, if you- if you’d just said I look beautiful, I would’ve said “so do you”.
James: I couldn’t take that chance.
source : Modern Family
characters involved : James Marsters, Lyre Marsters
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:36 pm
Niall: Come on now, I wasn't that drunk!
Rubin: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Niall: *tearing up* But you are.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Niall Hughes, Rubin Eide[/i
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Diamond Wales Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:39 pm
Virgil: Thank you for agreeing to see me.
Niall: I didn’t. You just walked in and started talking.
Virgil: Look, I don’t have time for a history lesson.
source : Parks and Rec
characters involved : Virgil Ross, Niall Hughes
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:04 am
Ibarra: How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello
Ibarra: Konnichihuahua
Ibarra: Akira blocked me for saying this
source : tumblr
characters involved : Ibarra Bautista, Akira Yamazaki
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:07 am
Austmar: is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Rubin: malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Arnbjorg: smad.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Arnbjorg Eide, Rubin Eide, Austmar Eide
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:14 am
Isabella: Fun game: play peek-a-boo with your baby, but never reappear
Dagrun and Donner, in unison: My mom was good at this game
source : tumblr
characters involved : Isabella Hawthorne, Donner Eide, Dagrun Eide
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:19 am
Chris: i can’t take this anymore, please take me out
Ada: ... in the date kind of way or in the assassination kind of way?
Chris: surprise me
source : tumblr
characters involved : Chris Whitethorne, Adalaide Whitethorne
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