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 Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:41 pm
A plastic yo-yo!
*inserts quarter*
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:39 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:53 pm
out pops Yugi-oh! tattoo of Obelisk the Tormentor
*inserts quarter*
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:04 am
Out rolls a Toothbrush
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:16 am
* the machine make and odd clicking noise*
*jingles a bit*
*rattles*
DOUBLE PRIZE SCORE!!!
out falls a plastic Domo figurine and a self-adhesive mustache!
*inserts quarter*
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:05 pm
-Out falls a small flask of vampire blood-
*inserts quarter*
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:50 pm
:::flat tire rolls out from machine at your feet:::
:::inserts coin and holds her breath:::
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:56 pm
You get some pixie dust
*inserts quarter*
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:40 pm
The machine expands and gurgles out the blanket tarp of a new landscape all around you. Like the invisible panels of an endless panoramic mural. Murky swamp water pours out in gushing gallons. The buzzing of mosquitos and the the chirping of crickets. An overwhelming humidity and marsh grass higher than your head sprout everywhere as if you were watching time lapsed photography. Snakes and crocodiles slither and float. Leaches, Frogs, turtles, and slimes are frolicking in the murky depths your wading in. You climb up the side of a mossy tree and stare miles out around you. Your lost in the middle of the Florida Everglades.
*a quarter finds it's way to the machine*
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:01 pm
Fish start popping out on the machine
*inserts quarter*
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:29 am
A tin of Spam falls out. Suddenly upon picking up the can you see a ship full of vikings rowing up stream. The choir of manly men in horned hats and braids great you with the rowing cheer..."SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAMMITY SPAM WONDERFUL SPAM, SPAMMITY SPAM, WONDERFUL SPAM!!!
*In the desperate attempt to avoid anything getting any sillier... a quarter is inserted in the machine.*
....but i don't like Spam!
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:25 am
*out rolls and rolls and rolls roll 50 feet of rubber hosing*
rofl and for only a quarter! what a bargain!
*flips quarter * tails* inserts*
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:11 pm
wahmbulance you've won a life times worth of free jello!
*inserts quarter*
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:28 am
An 8-track of Folks Greatest Hits 1950 - 1980... r0k 0ut!!
*inserts a quarter*
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:47 am
Out rolls a Sergeant Frog Gashapon  *inserts quarter*
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