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 Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:17 pm
at the Home Depot
Why do people relive their past?
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 3:58 pm
Because they accidentally hit the Rewind button.
Why is Frontier Skies such a hard game??
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 4:18 pm
There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"
because evil pokemon control the outcome! scream
why does my kid have to be so darn messy?
And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:57 pm
You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey Because everything jumped on her yelling "Make the child messy!!!!!"
Why is my kitty cat so cute? ^^ Because grey will not do.
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:59 pm
I am a sinner... "1 John 1:8"
because little children poke it with sticks
why is my hair not growing faster?
... Saved by God's grace "Acts 15:11"
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:01 pm
You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey Because you eat it.
Where is my brain? Because grey will not do.
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:16 pm
I am a sinner... "1 John 1:8"
in my chinese food (oh wait that's the cat lol)
why did I make a corny joke?
... Saved by God's grace "Acts 15:11"
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:17 pm
You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey You have Alzheimers....
Where are the unicorns located?
Because grey will not do.
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:46 pm
I am a sinner... "1 John 1:8"
in the sky with the eagles! scream
why doesn't my tummy hurt anymore?
... Saved by God's grace "Acts 15:11"
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:46 pm
Because it was just throwing a fit, but it got over it.
Why can't I focus on homework?
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:41 pm
I am a sinner... "1 John 1:8"
your eyeballs are in work with the CIA to keep all people from homework
why am I so tired? gonk
... Saved by God's grace "Acts 15:11"
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:26 pm
3nodding because the crazy voice inside your head said so 3nodding
did u just eat the last cookie?
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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:35 pm
I jumped on it.
Why is it so cold today? .~.
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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:29 pm
Because if you do you'll win the lottery.
Wouldn't that be nice?
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