Memorable IRC Quotes! :D

[Kalstolyn]

Quote:

I don't think you can get much closer then showering and living together pickles
Unless you wanna try something else out?
I meant close to someone OTHER than your sister.

EDIT: Also:

Quote:

ugh I have to pack a lunch for tomorrow
to order pizza or not to order pizza, that is the question
OMNOMNOM!
whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of no food in the house, or by pizza ordering end them
OMNOMNOM!
To order; to eat; No more; and by to eat we say we end the stomach pangs and the thousand grumbles the intestines are heirs to
tis a consumption devoutly to be wished.
To order, to eat. To eat, perchance to digest
ay, there's the rub
for in the eating of pizza, what bathroom deeds may come when we have gobbled up the baker's toils
OMNOMNOM!
must give us pause. There's the respect that makes calamity of such delectable feast
okay I'm done butchering shakespeare
..that was awesome

 

[YunieCookie]

Quote:

V> .......
..?
It grows silent in the IRC
The wind sweeps the dusts of time across the barren plain that is the chat
a tumbleweed rolls across the floor >>
* Yunie chases after it
This summer, the fate of the world depends on the capture of a tumbleweed, and only one Irc lurking, cookie addicted Yu can capture it >.>
* Yunie trips
dangit D:
* Yunie gets back up and continues running after the tumbleweed
Friendships will be strained, lives will be lost, and many puppies will be tossed >.>
wiat, what? puppy-tossing?
...
do you think that would help?
* Yunie eyes a near-by puppy
Starring Emma as "Yu"
Directed by a gay IRC robot named "Hal"
and fapped at by a ***** named "Jaft"
Extreme Boredom presents "The Chronicles of Tumbly: The Reckoning"

V should write movie trailers.  

[pickle relish]

Quote:

oirevaS is now a dude named Lloransson
...
Lloransson is a character form the same novel as Kalstolyn
XD
he's a girl p-retending to be a dude
biggrin
his real name is Telora
I'm a guy who wears a dress.

 

[YunieCookie]

Quote:

SentamaLin> Oh gawds... that fingering... it drives me wild...
* SentamaLin is in love.
* SentamaLin hopes that it was taken in context to the movie he's watching.
lol
Wow Lin
* SentamaLin decrees that that will not be quoted.

He then gave me permission to quote it :3  

[Kalstolyn]

Quote:

I still look sexy.
Are you Europa?
[...] yeah, I'm Europa.
lin is Europa
[...]
* oirevaS is herself
******** Europa
...
[...] >.<
quoted.
[...]
Sav wants to ******** you, Lin

 

[Taeryyn]

Quote:

Saverio is an attractive young man
Hahaha....
I don't believe you, Sav.
You should pickles
Sav, sweetums. Do you really want to say such things? Lin and I may be tempted to jump your bones. ^_^
xD
biggrin
...We might?
* Taeryn jabs Lin
yes
* Taeryn nods sweetly
Better you guys than me, Tae. xD
biggrin
Oh! Right. Yeah.
biggrin
I'll deal with that when it happens
He'd like it too much if you did, Pickles
I know.
oh you will, will you?
That's why you get to. biggrin
I certianly hope so
...

 

[124-C]

02:53 AM *** oirevaS has signed off IRC (Connection reset by peer)
02:53 AM *** NOTIFY Signoff: oirevaS
02:54 AM *** NOTIFY Signon: oirevaS
02:55 AM *** NOTIFY Signoff: oirevaS
02:55 AM *** oirevaS (~chatzilla@sa-3892C33E.ed.shawcable.net) has joined #gaiaatg
02:55 AM *** ChanServ has given oirevaS operator status on #gaiaatg
02:55 AM Hal: oirevaS has just arrived! oirevaS is the Owner of this bot.
02:55 AM *** Hal has given oirevaS voice on #gaiaatg
02:55 AM Tsuji[Crac: It's time to restart, Kals.
02:55 AM oirevaS: wtf
02:56 AM oirevaS: no it's time to log into my router and see what the hell is going on
02:56 AM Tsuji[Crac: For the record, I believe it's illegal aliens.
02:56 AM *** NOTIFY Signon: oirevaS

This confused me more than a little...  

[Dawna Celeste]

124-C

02:53 AM *** oirevaS has signed off IRC (Connection reset by peer)
02:53 AM *** NOTIFY Signoff: oirevaS
02:54 AM *** NOTIFY Signon: oirevaS
02:55 AM *** NOTIFY Signoff: oirevaS
02:55 AM *** oirevaS (~chatzilla@sa-3892C33E.ed.shawcable.net) has joined #gaiaatg
02:55 AM *** ChanServ has given oirevaS operator status on #gaiaatg
02:55 AM Hal: oirevaS has just arrived! oirevaS is the Owner of this bot.
02:55 AM *** Hal has given oirevaS voice on #gaiaatg
02:55 AM Tsuji[Crac: It's time to restart, Kals.
02:55 AM oirevaS: wtf
02:56 AM oirevaS: no it's time to log into my router and see what the hell is going on
02:56 AM Tsuji[Crac: For the record, I believe it's illegal aliens.
02:56 AM *** NOTIFY Signon: oirevaS

This confused me more than a little...

My old dial-up ISP used to kick me offline at exactly that time, if I dared stay up so late. Perhaps it's something they just tend to do...  

[Kalstolyn]

... Except that I haven't used dialup in about six years, and the other computer that runs Hal on the same internet connection was completely unaffected. Something was messing with my wireless is all.  

[pickle relish]

Quote:

No I get an error that says....
-->| Dai (~chatzilla@sa-C21A59AD.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #gaiaatg
=-= Mode #gaiaatg +v Dai by Hal
xD
biggrin

Dai is an error!! D:<  

[DaisukeOrDark]

pickles> Wait, does that mean Kals has control of the menstrual gods? surprised
Hehehe.
Wait you guys don't pick days to spite guys?
No.
It's sort of an involuntary thing
I schedule it out for all woman. Thats what I do for a living
We might know about what days it will happen, but we can't really control it.
Dai is a hero
Unless we take birth control. :S
So, Dai. When's my period?
Dont' tell her dai
She is useing you!
well then you have to make a schedule pickles. I have to look inmy log books. I dont just run around pointing at women going heres your period. No its a very complicated procedure so fill out the paper work


...Later on...


pickles> Dai, I think that's just a really roundabout way of saying you don't know.
Fill out the 4089 form please.
No.
please ma'am Im very busy yo uneed to go fill out the form and then go to the back of the line
Don't call me ma'am!!! D:<
*bitchslap*
Ma'am that is physical assault to a government employee Im will be calling the police  

[YunieCookie]

DaisukeOrDark

pickles> Wait, does that mean Kals has control of the menstrual gods? surprised
Hehehe.
Wait you guys don't pick days to spite guys?
No.
It's sort of an involuntary thing
I schedule it out for all woman. Thats what I do for a living
We might know about what days it will happen, but we can't really control it.
Dai is a hero
Unless we take birth control. :S
So, Dai. When's my period?
Dont' tell her dai
She is useing you!
well then you have to make a schedule pickles. I have to look inmy log books. I dont just run around pointing at women going heres your period. No its a very complicated procedure so fill out the paper work


...Later on...


pickles> Dai, I think that's just a really roundabout way of saying you don't know.
Fill out the 4089 form please.
No.
please ma'am Im very busy yo uneed to go fill out the form and then go to the back of the line
Don't call me ma'am!!! D:<
*bitchslap*
Ma'am that is physical assault to a government employee Im will be calling the police

Dai> *police
you'll never win >>
Yeah. D:<
** the police arrive**
quick! pickles!
* Yunie starts the getaway car
get in!
* pickles gets in the car!
xD
biggrin
* Yunie drives off
* pickles flips Dai off. D:<
* Yunie cranks the chase music
* Dai fills out paperwork. Filing an accident claim  

[DaisukeOrDark]

Saverio> I'm just dodging punches with my a** thrusters!  

[pickle relish]

I hate you, Dai. You beat me to it. D:  

[Saverio C.]

Saverio throws a batarang at her
Shush!
batarang?
Batman
His throwy s**t
it's a batman sex toy, I think. somethin from his special "robin" collection
O.o
?
That was an awkward time to come.
Come in.
x3
THATS WHAT SHE SAID