Things KH Characters will never say!

[Claeris]

Axel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHO ATE ALL OF MY COOKIES!!!  

[sunnykitty19990330]

Zexion: COOKIES! I LIKE THE ONE'S WITH MnMS AND CHOCOLATE AND EXTRA SUGAR BUT I CAN'T COOK THEM SO VEXEN HAS TO COOK THEM FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Demyx: Zexion, repeat after me: I do believe in Ritalin, I do, I do.  

[X_XI_LOVE_Emo_PuddingX_X]

Sora: DO DO DO DO
Riku: You look suprisingly happy today
Sora: I found a diary on the beach the other day it must be kairies and it confesses her love for me.
Riku: redface you can't read someones diary thats wrong. Now give.
Sora: No!
Riku: I said give me my diary eek  

[amusedandconfused]

Axel: My diary's missing, have you guys seen it?
Roxas, Demyx, and Xigbar: Uh...no.
Axel: Jeez, where is it? *leaves*
Roxas: *pulls diary out of pocket* I still can't believe he writes emo poetry.
Demyx: I still can't believe it's actually pretty good.
Xigbar: I still can't believe I even assosiate myself with you guys.  

[Claeris]

Sora: Guys! Check it out! I found a plushy of myself!!

Kairi: (to herself) Uh oh...

Riku: Really? (*takes doll) Hey, what's this pin in it?

Sora: I don't know, but my butt has been hurting for a while now.  

[sunnykitty19990330]

Riku: Now, paint with light, airy strokes...remember to make them happy trees!  

[Claeris]

(yeah!!! Bob Ross!)

*Riku watching Sora climb a palm tree*: hehe, Tree hugger.  

[sunnykitty19990330]

Namine: Hug an emo day!
Riku: Hug an emo day?
Namine: It's where you hug as many emo's as you can!
Riku:.....*hugs DiZ*
Namine: Not quite emo.....
Riku: ........* hugs King Mickey*
Namine: Nope!
Riku: .........*hugs Hayner*
Namine: Do you know what an emo is?!  

[Claeris]

Kairi: Is this the line to pick up my free keyblade?  

[X_XI_LOVE_Emo_PuddingX_X]

Sora: Keyblade, keyblade where the hell did i put it could you wait a minute. sweatdrop (turns to donald) what the hell do i do now.
Donald: Well i have my front door key since the arguement i think daisy changed the locks anyway.
Sora: Be afraid Xenmas with this Key i will vanquish thee.  

[Alionyx]

Xemnas; Vanquishing thee's evil demons, chapter one: admitting your sins. Everyone, what have you done wrong?
Sora: I think my best friend likes my girlfriend.
Kairi: I think my best friend likes my boyfriend.
Riku: I like my best friends partner.
Roxas: I STOLE A SEA SALT ICE CREAM!
Namine: I manipulated two boys into being my mind-slaves.  

[X_XI_LOVE_Emo_PuddingX_X]

Roxas: Mind slaves this is a sad day for all of us it is finally time for me to let you go.
Sora and Axel: WOOOOOOOOOO YAY
Roxas: Its ok i know you are really dying inside so that is why the first thing i made you do was sign a suicide pact  

[Claeris]

Hades: The pact has been made, what will you do now?

Auron: I'm going to Disney World!!  

[sunnykitty19990330]

Sora: We're going to Disney World, everyone!

Kairi: Isn't King Mickey creepy enough when he isn't a gaint plushie man?

Riku: Disney World is a expensive version of Disneyland. No.

Sora: Fine, I'll go with my real friends! *grabs a coconut and a stuffed bunny, then walks off*  

[X_XI_LOVE_Emo_PuddingX_X]

Sora: off i went to see my nan and she was like you don't come by here anymore.
Riku: Thats not what your nan said. Lol
Sora: Yes it was weren't you listening to anything i just said
Riku: No sorry