The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Fool the Gander]

Unfortunately- there's a very large and hungry cave spider inside waiting for you! Le gasp!  

[PatBenatar1]

fortunately, the spider only feasts on giant house flies!  

[Maddy-Mazey]

unfortunately, it thinks YOUR a giant housefly!  

[Fool the Gander]

Fortunately- a small earthquake occurs that caused loose rocks to fall on top of the spider, successfully killing it.  

[La Le Lu Li L0]

unfortunately - the shock wave of the rocks falling send you falling back and you hit your head on a hard object  

[Violette Cielle]

Fortunately, as your grandma always said, you are quite hard headed so your injury was not severe.  

[F r o g i e XD]

Unfortunately it left you blind for twenty-four hours.  

[Kyuzki]

fortunately it didn't leave you deaf  

[Daypaw]

Unfortunately, you have a killer headache.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

Fortunately, you found some killer aspirin.  

[PatBenatar1]

unfortunately the pill is the size of a boulder.  

[Emotionless Knight]

Fortunately there was a wizard passing by shrinking the pill enabling you to drink the pill.  

[Nashika]

unfortunately the wizard wants payment in return and you have nothing  

[Pharaoh Misa]

Fortunately, the wizard accepts your groveling as payment and deems it amusing.  

[Emotionless Knight]

Unfortunately the wizard decides that this journey had caused too many troubles and endangered your life thus teleported you straight home.