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 Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:32 pm
Fortunately the spider has some scissors.
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Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:46 am
Unfortunately, the spider has eight legs (like all spiders), and can't use them to free you.
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Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:50 pm
Fortunately, you have a cell-phone in your pocket and the spider seems willing to try and operate it to call someone who can use the scissors.
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:56 pm
Unfortunately, you are too deep in the passage to get a signal
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:22 pm
Fortunately there is a tunnel to the surface nearby.
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Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 4:52 pm
Unfortunately, the spider is a lazy bum and doesn't want to go by himself.
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Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:44 am
Fortunately, they did the harlem shake, went through the tunnel, and got a signal by standing on top of one another.
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Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 6:28 pm
Unfortunately, the phone died as soon as the spiders started dialing the numbers.
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Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 8:54 pm
Fortunately they had a backup Battery
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Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 10:31 am
Unfortunately, much to their chagrin, that battery was dead as well.
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Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 3:09 pm
Fortunately the spiders knew how to charge batteries with lightening.
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Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 8:23 pm
Unfortunately, the lightening fried spiders, while they were charging the batteries.
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 10:36 am
Fortunately, fried spiders are a delicacy!! (ask Andrew Zimmern)
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 6:54 pm
Unfortunately, there was nothing left of the spiders but piles of charcoal.
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 1:38 pm
Fortunately, the charcoal seemed to have some sore of magical properties and while gazing at it you notice the ashes forming a cloud and then beginning to take a shape.
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