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 Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:37 pm
I just find this one amusing, it's from Gravitation:
" What's the name of this Band again? Knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a...oh s**t..."
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:50 pm
dthed An organized person is someone who is too lazy to look for things. Thats my new favourite
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:35 pm
Never argue with an idiot they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experiance.
The proof of love is trust, do you trust me?
"Teens are a burden on society!" Professor Brauchman
Teachers give knowledge to students
Knowledge = Power
Power = Burden
Teachers are the fault.
Women take time and money in equil amounts
Time = Money
Money = Square root Evil
Women = money^2
Women = Square root evil^2
Women = evil
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:47 pm
I have many. But here are a few.
"The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions per minute. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it." -H.L. Mencken
"The world will not end with a bang, but with a whimper." -E.E. Cummings
"The world is a bad place, a very bad place to live. Oh, but I don't want to die." -the BeeGees
"Children are innocent and heartless." -James Barrie
"I may not have gone were I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." -Douglas Adams
"When you grow, your heart dies." -Allison, The Breakfast Club
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:01 pm
Quotes I like:
Fortune may favour the brave but victory shall favour the insane - me while playing Timesplitters 3 though someone probably said it before me.
You can take the boy out of Scotland but you can't take Scotland out the boy - a Keychain.
Bravery isn't the absence of fear, its the controlling of ones fear's - Someone forgotten their name now.
Dont play stupid with me I'm better at it - One of my friends msn screen names.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:02 pm
The one quote I love and live by is:
"Communication is the key, and Love is the answer." -Unknown-
I heard it in a poem my dad used to read to me. The poem was written anonymously.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:16 pm
"It's better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation"- Herman Melville (I think)
"Art is long; life is short; opportunity is fleeting; judgement is difficult; experience is deceitful." - Hippocrates
"It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop." - Confucius
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:17 pm
Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep and you weep alone.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:02 pm
Hehehe, I have quite a few good ones. But my fave, by far, is this:
'I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent'
~Unknown
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:23 pm
im a big fan of:
"wax on, wax off."
as well as
"kung- fu is like ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other"
and the last is a bit inappropriate...pls forgive me (but it's too funny to resist) xd
"arguing with me is like arguing with a cucumber...either way i'll be in your mom's ***CENSORED!!!!!*** that nite"
rofl oh man...credit for that one goes to rob.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:26 pm
"Listen... you're a loon. I get that. Hell, one time I got so wasted I proposed to a mop. So I'm not one to judge. That said, Nutty or not, I'll feng shui this room with your diseased brains if you dont give me the girl."
Dante *Devil May Cry* luv Dante!! heart
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:41 pm
Jesus I have too many.
The entire V speech from the movie V for Vendetta.
"I aim to misbehave." -Mal from Serenity
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards. For they are subtle and quick to anger." -Gandalf from LOTR books
"We call that felony stupid." -Detective from CSI: Miami
"Your lurking without a permit McGee"-Goth Girl(whats her name?) From NCIS
Pins I have:
"If men could get pregnant, abortion would be sacrament."
"All truth goes through three stages; first, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as evident."
"Goddes grant me the serenity to accept the things I can't change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference."
"You laugh because I'm different, i laugh because your ugly."
"My politics are slightly left of none of your goddamn business!"
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:33 pm
I only have a few favorite quotes, but here they are:
"To the world you may only be one person, but to one person, you may be the world."
"This party is so bad it's almost good."
"This party is so bad that it's gone far beyond good, and straight back to bad again" -from the movie/comic Ghost World
"People have the right to their own opinions, which in turn, means they also have the right to be complete and utter imbeciles." -me
"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof." -from the movie/comic V for Vendetta
"People say that pride gives our country strength, but is is pride that will make our country crumble." -one of my favorite local speakers, who would probably like to remain nameless
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:38 pm
"As useful as a two-pronged cactus may be, I'd rather not stick one in my pants."
This is what Guybrush Threepwood says on the videogame, "Escape from monkey island", when you select the option "Take Two-pronged cactus".
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:22 pm
"You have black people too??"
quoted from bush in a conference with a south american ambassador.
truly pathetic
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