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...I was too busy squeeing at the twincest to be dissapointed xd

Though alot of the time I find myself thinking that she'd make a really cute guy... X3 (even if she's already cute as a girl >.>)

*coughs* Anyways...

*When you can perfectly justify any given yaoi pairing, no matter how bizzare(I sometimes believe I can... xd )

* whenever you see a hetero pairing in an anime you instantly visualise the female as male

Ah, yes! That's what I do! whee Sure makes my boredom go away!

When you slash boys that are too close....

I had something like that....only they were in my locker @__@

-Applying to rule #75, your friends have to literally drag you down the hall while you're screaming, "No! I don't wanna go to class! I wanna stay at my locker and look at all my shounen ai pictures!"

-You sneak out of class *or at least try* to look at the pictures

-You got really really really really really really really extremely mad because 4-Kids edited out the Naruto/Sasuke kiss and ran around the house screaming, "Those bastards!"

-After reading, "True Believer" you continually go back to the shelf just to read the part where the two guys kiss, and also stare at the cover just because you know its the shadow of two guys kissing behind a fishtank

-You think that if Mercutio wouldn't have died, him and Romeo or him and Benvolio would've made an awesome couple

-You swear that when Romeo put his head to Mercutio's they kissed. People say you're insane because they didn't, so you tell them they weren't watching close enough. If they tell you they were, you give and excuse like, "I blinked" or "I sneezed".

-You go crazy when you find Gravitation the novel at a bookstore because you can do a book report on it and maybe convince the teacher to like yaoi

-You turn your Exploring Technology popsicle stick house into a Gravitation house complete with furniture and a bed that has your favorite BL pairing sleeping in it

Heh heh heh...... sweatdrop

-When after you've watched yaio you imagine the sex going farther.....

When you're ready to slaught your computer for not downloading a yaoi doujinshi quick enough.

When you go into a "high mood" after watching some naughty yaoi. (ahaha... yeah.... who needs crack when you can feel giggly and high off yaoi?)

Immediatly fangasm after tons of hinting from an anime/game/movie/manga. (Dude, totally thought Wolverine and Beast were acting gay towards eachother in a part of X-men III)

When you tell the whole world you like yaoi and tell the pairings you like. Some of my friends give me the "OMGWTFBBQ!?" look.... yeah, it's hilarious.

When you convince someone who doesn't care for romance in general to think that Sasuke and Naruto belong together.

When you practically cry when Sasuke and Naruto fight, because they're.... seemingly too close to do that.

<3

So many of these things fit in on me in one way or another that it's outright scary.

#whatever. when you hide your Bl/yaoi collection on the bookshelf with plushies
(yes i do that)
#whatever. when you go throught this entire list to see which aply to you