Youre in the hospital because...

[The Alpha Cookie]

so you went to the Church and Pray, and then you went down the stairs and you fell.


I'm polishing my nails  

[Colorful Shadows]

You bit your nails, and swallowed a bunch of nail polish!

I'm listening to Bruno Mars.  

[travelguy123]

You were listening to the song "Just the Way you Are" and you thought that Bruno was singing to you that you cried so hard, you cried out all the fluids out of your body, so you get dehydrated.


I'm day dreaming  

[omgIisonfiyah]

You're life turns into Daydream on Elm St.

I'm gonna watch anime.  

[Wurlee]

Then when you watch it on your computer the Mickey Mouse creepyasta pops up and you scream so hard your right lung collapses.

I'm listening to VersaEmerge.

 

[travelguy123]

you loved the band so much, but the next day you found out that the lead vocals of the band committed suicide for some reason, so you tried to jump out the window cuz of that , you did but you din't die, you just broke some bones

I'm turning on the air conditioning  

[Mistress of Monsters]

You're turning on the air-conditioning when it suddenly has a technical difficulty and blows up.

I'm sitting up in a tree and looking at the stars....  

[Wurlee]

Then the branch starts to shake, but it doesn't snap. Then all of the sudden an angry woodpecker ambushed you for sitting in the tree.

I'm feeding my cat.

 

[omgIisonfiyah]

the cat pulls out an AK-47 and fires, fortunately, it's a poor shot.

I'm cold.  

[Colorful Shadows]

You suffer from hypothermia.

I'm talking to ya'll.  

[travelguy123]

We wer're talking about funny jokes, you laughed so hard, you can hardly breathe.



I'm winning my award  

[lovelyassassin7]

You trip and fall off the stage braking several ribs.

I'm reading a book.  

[its_a_new_day]

You really get into it, and you think of yourself in the book. You fight in the war, and almost get killed.


I'm talking to my buddy.

 

[travelguy123]

It turns out that person was some crazy guy who impersonated your real buddy and bit you in the ear, while you punched his face, you managed to run away while bleeding terribly



I'm putting maple syrup in my pancakes