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Vengeful Elegance

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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:53 pm


	I told you to just start your own church. Then you can have all of the donations. I'm calling from jail because my neighbor's dog pooped on my lawn and I threw it at them.

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:39 pm


	I told you, throw it at the dog not the neighbor! I'm calling from jail because I hit a turtle with my car.

eleanne

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Rockefor

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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:49 pm


	I told you to hit it with a plane! I'm calling from jail cuz i killed my friend showing to him to break a neck

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:24 pm


	I told you to start with his face. I'm calling from jail because the gaia mods threw me in for LOLing.

maui boy no ka oi

Allied Ally

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Skysong the dragon

Distinct Businesswoman

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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:07 am


	I told you not to abreviate. Type it all out. I'm calling from jail because I got caught brainwashing small children to be my minions.

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:24 am


	I told you not all of them were going to keep their mouths shut about it. I'm calling from jail because I stole a few bodies from a morgue for my experiments.

Woutan Kuunsuru

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Naomi Kyuuten

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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:30 am


	I told you you'd get caught by the Zombie Police! I'm calling from jail because I slapped the lamp in the corner.

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:38 pm


	I told you to punch it! I'm calling from jail because i was hunting zombies,police found me,and after i said what i was doing,they said: "They can't be zombies,they are screaming afraid of you!" Poor ignorant policeman...

Rockefor

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Ura the rainbow King

Tipsy Trafficker

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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:31 pm


	"..I told you not to skip that shrink visit...I am calling from jail because I glomped the Tomohisa Yamashita from N.E.W.S".

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:32 pm


	I told you to not glomp him..i told you..i told..you... gonk I'm calling from jail because i speak with uttermost care,and some illiterate Anti-Grammar Nazies don't appreciate it. (lulz)

Rockefor

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Ura the rainbow King

Tipsy Trafficker

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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:42 pm


	"i told you to not post were they posted...I am calling from jail because I kidnapped yampi..."

Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:33 am


	Yampi? I'm calling from jail cuz i like to open people up so i can see their inner organs working. biggrin

Rockefor

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Woutan Kuunsuru

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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:45 am


	I told you to wait until they are dead to do that. I'm calling from jail because I decided to stop paying my bills.

Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:00 am


	I told you not to burn those payment notices... I'm calling from jail because that metal pipe just happened to be in my hand when it came down on my landlord's head...