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 Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:55 pm
Your socks were too edible.
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:57 pm
I kept having to buy more socks because he was eating them all.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:09 am
She never showed me her left eye.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:11 am
She was always asking to see my left eye when i didnt have one.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:09 am
She dreamed of a partner that would scatter petals whereever she walked. I knew that wasn't me.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:25 am
She didn't openly appreciate me as much as I would have liked.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:40 am
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:59 am
She cuddled her pet more often than me.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:58 am
She "accidentally" kicked my imp! D:
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:09 am
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:12 am
He kicked my imp, so I kicked his grunny!
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:15 am
Your dress got caught in a revolving door. I lol'd til it came off. Then I was disappointed and divorced you.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:16 am
Because that eclipse is a bad omen And thus I could not remain tied to your bad kharma.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:19 am
Every time I would try to hug you, those wings of yours would shower you with sparkles. I can't go around walking in sparkles. D:
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