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 Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:04 am
you have to stand on your head to turn it on and do a head spin to change the channel
how do you change a diaper?
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:19 pm
you train a monkey to do it for you.
Why does pig latin have the word "pig" in it?
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:44 pm
There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"
because all the cool kids are saying it
Oh where is my hairbrush?
And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:16 pm
In the cookie jar!
Why do criminals go to prison?
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:30 pm
Because hell is too full XP
What is Satan's last name?
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:44 pm
There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"
Bob lol question
Why do can't men carry the baby for 9months?
And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:41 pm
because they are too lazy!
why don't kindergartners read the dictionary for summer reading?
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 5:34 pm
They're too busy reading a thesaurus. 8O
Why do plants need to be watered?
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:33 pm
You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey To take over the world.
Why are there cats? Because grey will not do.
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:57 am
To help us do the housework.
Why is summer so hot?
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:29 pm
You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey To prevent global warming.
What is the difference between a cat and a dog? Because grey will not do.
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:55 pm
There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"
cats are girls and dogs are boys (my actual thought when I was younger, but I could never understand how the reproduced if that were so haha) sweatdrop
What are toenail clippers for?
And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:30 am
You hold them with your toenails and clip hedges and stuff with em. xD
How do you make jello?
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:38 pm
There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"
you put hotdogs in the oven on the highest temp setting and poof you've got jello
Why do we have a funny bone?
And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"
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Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:20 pm
It's where our sense of humor comes from.
Where do you buy groceries?
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