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PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:06 pm


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The Japanese in WWII was fought only by the Marines and the Navy (yeah.)

The Vietnam war was fought with all branches.

The war of 1812 is a HORRIBLE example. The war of 1812 is what saw the development of what the Marines are today- Ground units deployed by the Navy.

As a matter of fact, the only reason we won the war of 1812 was because our Navy was SOOO good- by law we weren't allowed to have a ground force larger than 9000 units. So, we instead employed ground troops in our Navy. As a matter of fact, our Naval units would take muskets, load them with things like forks and knives and lots of little misshapen balls (like on dat pirate movie) and then would shoot this 'shotgun' blast at enemy ships, often times taking out several enemy units, like officers and whatnot, and we'd kill the British Navy.

You know how the British 'Navy' had ground troops? That was because of the MARINES. We exploited marines to a much fuller extent, and that's why we won the War of 1812.

Know your history.,
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Umm, really and truthfully we lost 1812. They burnt D.C. ... we burnt Toronto... British just didn't wanna bother with us. The U.S. was desperate to get out of the war after D.C. was lost. Pound for pound, the British defeated us in almost every aspect because it was only us vs. them. The only major battle we did win was after the ceasefire treaty was signed. Also whatever Navy we did have was comprised of Privateers. We were too poor to actually build our own, and before the war time began, we were more concentrated on domestic issues. 1812 caught us on a bad time. The U.S. has never wanted to settle on the fact that we lost however and consider it a draw.

EDIT: Also remember, in the later years of the war. Napoleon was defeated in Europe and Britain was able to send alot more troops to the States. Increasing the states desire to get out.

Also, Vietnam was started by the Army. The Army was the first division in.

The point I was trying to make was that we won every war where the Marines were the first to go in. Didn't mean to put it all in Japanese, you can blame that on my keyboard razz

EDIT 2: The naval muskets your speak of are called musketoons, a type of blunderbuss.


We won becuase they surrendered, not becuase of the massive amounts of causalities that were sustained. Secondly, we were weak NOT becuase we didn't have the money, but becuase Thomas Jefferson thought that a Standing Army was a threat to the Nation, so he abolished it and replaced it with a small militia. He kept the Navy though; but cut it's ship amount in half, almost exactly.

Secondly, it was not a Blunderbuss, or 'Thunder Cannon', it was a musket. We loaded it full of extra shot to make it more likely to hit people in close ranges- it did not have a fluted or rounded end of the barrel. It was designed to be accurate up to 100 yards, rather than be accurate up to only 75 like a normal musket. It was a niche innovation- it wasn't a new weapon, it was a new idea. The reason why it didn't take off in normal warfare is becuase the actual distance a musket ball can go is like 200-300 yards, way over what the 'shot' (lots of little balls) would. The idea is that when you get 50 people standing in a row firing 50 musket balls, it's LIKE a shotgun blast, just with a lot of people. Essentially it was unneeded, and considered to be barbaric so nobody that used muskets on a wide scale did it.

I'm currently taking college level history that is WAY over what normal people would take in college, and have had a class last year over this stuff as well, and I actually know a lot about guns from multiple sources. You don't have to take my word for it though; search it up mhmm! blaugh
PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:55 pm


Well our militia was a major issue because the states didn't have control over them. All the same, our navy was so inferior comparatively at the beginning, that we hired unemployed seamen. These seamen were much better naval fighters than British-Canada's seamen because the British stationed at Canada were more spit-shine troops rather than fighting men. Also, the U.S. ships that did exist were much better than the ships that the British had stationed in Canada.

But we can't say we won the war. No one gained anything territorially. The Americans found that we could invade Canada, but not hold it. Britain found that they could invade the U.S. but not hold it. In the end, neither side found a good reason to fight anymore and just... agreed to stop fighting. Yet in the end, Britain was able to take our heart, we never touched theirs. Toronto may have been the heart of Britain's Canada, but our only ship to make it to Europe was captured in Whales.

Granted though, the British found our naval forces were superior. In any 1 on 1 battle, we would usually win them hands down and take the british ships. In that effect, our ships were better off, but outnumbered many to 1. The areas that the British controlled because they wanted to though, they had a good hold on. Their blockades proved effective yet ineffective.

In the end, both sides gained and lost in some way.

Britain became the greatest Naval power and greatest empire in the world. They were also able to hold their Canadian territories (their original goal). They also were able to take Washington D.C., the nation's capitol city.
Yet at the same time, Britain wasn't able to gain territory over the loss of around 8000 troops.

The U.S. gained international recognition and sovereignty. However, they were unable to achieve their first goal; take upper Canada. They also loss Washington D.C. in an embarasssing defeat.

In the end, it was the U.S. who sent the dignitaries for the peace treaty. Britain was just getting started, but didn't really want to deal with the U.S. as they had bigger fish to fry (Russia).

So strategically, the U.S. loss. Militarily, we loss in the means of casualties. Yet at sea, we were able to capture over 1,000 ships. We were also able to defeat Britain's last driving forces in decisive battles (New Orleans, Plattsburgh and Baltimore). Politically, we won however, as we were able to change the terms of the original treaty that Britain desired which would annex much U.S. territories to them. Knowing Britain's political position and the fact that the war was at a bloody stalemate, Lord Wellington refused to march into America.


But on the topic of the musket/shotgun. I would like to know the name of te weapon at least. I figured it was a musketoon at first because those were normal maritime weapons, but now you have me curious.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:41 am


Hah, want to hear a Joke?

Military Intelligence.
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ARMY- Aren't really men yet

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 9:00 am


I'd like to see a good acronym for the Air Force. Unless of course you put AF... then you could have All Fat@$$35.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:44 pm


I don't know any good ones, but I have a crappy one...? xp




Okay so I lied. whee

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:51 pm


France has a military.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:05 pm


This is true. whee


Oh... I get it. Hehe... xp


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:36 pm


Yar. A lot of good sniper rifles were invented there! blaugh

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:48 pm


That's only because they like to stand off from the real fights.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:31 pm


lol yar xd

Also, a British guy used an American round and got the worlds longest confirmed kill- talk about lol.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:54 pm


hahahahahahahahaha
doin' your mom is like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway. =]
PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:12 pm


I don't know about an acronym (spelling?), but a nickname for the air force is the "chair force".

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:15 pm


Here's a story that's kinda funny:

During the battle of Normandy, a bomber gets shot down behind enemy lines. most of the crew survive, and one of them futs on everyone's flak jacket and goes outside to draw out snipers. He goes, a sniper sees him, fires, and the guy falls. he shouts to his team to ask if they saw the sniper. they said, "Nope. Stand up so that he can shoot again." the guy grumbles, but does so. It took another three tries to find and kill the sniper. The man just thought they wanted to see him get shot multiple times.
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