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 Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:14 am
You couldn't deal with my passions for books emo
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:04 am
I felt like a *****. You look like a child!
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:35 am
You were always late because you took so long getting dressed. Honestly, you don't have to look like royalty at McDonald's.
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:30 pm
You have no patience. talk2hand It's really hard when your rubber ducky refuses to get near the water. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:19 pm
That garlic on your head has REALLY started to stink. It might keep vampires away, but it's keeping me away, too!
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:55 pm
I couldn't keep up with your elegant lifestyle. My poor wallet couldn't sustain you.
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:04 pm
Because I was allergic to the dust your books collected!
;A;
One can only take so much sneezing and doctors visits.
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:08 pm
Your nose was far too sensitive. And I can't remember how many times you looked at me like I was food.
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:52 am
You kept hogging all the books, and wouldn't let me borrow them. What if I wanted to read The Hobbit? Huh? What about me?!
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:38 pm
You got glitter everywhere. It was like a fine film of gilding on everything!
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:41 pm
You would leave your reading glasses everywhere, even on the ground. I'd end up stepping on them and getting glass in my feet, not to mention they weren't the cheap pair either. I divorced you to save us both bills. 
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:01 pm
You refused to believe you weren't a cat. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:23 pm
YOU.
Refused to believe you weren't an angel.
Seriously now.
Believing I'm a cat is far more realistic than your beliefs that you're an angel!
<3
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:48 am
She thinks I'm not an angel. stare Do you not see this halo right here? See it? See it?!
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:56 am
I don't see a halo. I see garlic. Obviously you're delusional.
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