Things KH Characters will never say!

[X_XI_LOVE_Emo_PuddingX_X]

Sora: Kairi, Kairi woo hoo kairi! Look i'm over here woo hoo!
Kairi: I can't believe he is standing right next to me and still hasn't realised i'm giving him the silent treatment how slow is he.
Selphie: Oh give him a break his best friends include a duck and a weird dog thing of course he is bound to be slow.  

[amusedandconfused]

(In the Pride Lands)
Sora: Slow down, guys, it's hard to walk and all fours and hold onto my Keyblade with my tail!
Donald: You want us to slow down? Goofy's a freakin' TURTLE!
(He was a turtle in the Pride Lands, I think...)  

[X_XI_LOVE_Emo_PuddingX_X]

(yeah he was....I think)
Goofy: Turtle. Why does it feel like i always pull the short straw. I mean in atlantica i was a turtle in the pride lands i was a turtle why can't i have a kl costume.
Sora: Goofy you just don't understand how the chain works i have a great costume, donald has a good but less interesting costume and quite frankly you get the bad ones because the programmers can't be asked with you.  

[sunnykitty19990330]

Axel: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy-
Roxas: Corny songs will not get you a date.
Axel: Demyx said they would!  

[amusedandconfused]

Roxas: Would you come over here for a minute and look what I found online, Axel?
Axel: Hm? What is-OH, GOD, WTF!?
Roxas: Yes, the fangirls have some...interesting ideas about our relationship...
Axel: That picture...is that even physically possible? Oh, God...  

[sunnykitty19990330]

((Wait, wait. This is things they wouldn't say. So Axel and Roxas are and item!))

Xemnas: God, we ask of you to forgive Luxord for his evil, vile homosexuality. We hope You may think about saving his soul from Hell.
Other members: Amen.
Luxord: Stupid closet cases.  

[amusedandconfused]

(No, no, I hate that pairing. What I meant was that they could hardly access our internets, as far as I know)

Riku: Case closed. Sora, YOU stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Sora: WTF? What're you talking about? And why are you wearing a Sherlock Holmes hat...?  

[sunnykitty19990330]

(( Eh. Like like AkuRokuNami, as in a love triangle. In which Roxas is completely oblivious that Axel's in love with him. Same thing with RikuSoraKairi))
Roxas: Hats are aewsome. Especially Seifer's hat. Mmmm, Seifer.  

[Claeris]

Roxas: Seifer....What's up with the belly shirt? You gonna get your belly button pierced.....like a chick?  

[X_XI_LOVE_Emo_PuddingX_X]

Kairi: Chick flicks are an interesting way to spend your evening see sora i told you.
Sora: *Sniffle Sniffle* this film is so sad the doggie never came back *sniffle sniffle*  

[amusedandconfused]

Sora: Back on Destiny Islands, I was pretty popular, actually.
Donald and Goofy: Yah right! Who'd want to hang out with you?
Sora: ...Well...you guys do...
Donald and Goofy: Don't remind us...  

[X_XI_LOVE_Emo_PuddingX_X]

Sora: US! There is no us anymore kairi.
Kairi: Don't say that.
Sora: I'm sorry but its over
Riku:Cut Cut Cut look this just isn't working out thats it Sora your fired, Cloud you're hired  

[sunnykitty19990330]

Cloud: You're hired! Sora, you're going to be the new face of Ouvure Coumpensatian Sword Company!!

(Yes, I just went there.)  

[Claeris]

Xemnas: Our company's benefits include a stylish black coat, a weapon custom built for you, health care, and a dental plan. Your resume looks great. When can you start?

Roxas: Do I also get a free plushy?

Xemnas: Ummm, I'm sorry no.

Roxas: WHAT!? I QUIT!  

[X_XI_LOVE_Emo_PuddingX_X]

Xemnas: You can't quit i made you in a way i am your father.
Roxas: NOOOOOOOOO