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 Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:11 am
Granted but now the toilet doesn't flush.
I wish things were less stressful. D:
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:43 pm
granted, but now things are more annoying.
i wish i could move back to ohio.
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:32 am
Granted, but everyone you knew there moved away.
I wish I had an escape route.
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:32 pm
Granted, but it's an escape route that leads to the wonderful Broken Glass and Pointy Objects Factory.
I wish that my plans for Valentine's Day will go fine.
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:48 pm
they will go fine. but just fine. not great, or even good
I wish I did not have our aniversary, v-day, and my gf's birthday within 4 days of each other.
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:24 pm
Granted, but then your gf dumps you.
I wish I had $1,000,000 and a pony.
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:25 pm
granted, but the pony eats the money, shits it in your house, and falls over dead in your bed
I wish the superbowl commercials would be better than the last couple of years
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:42 pm
granted but you have the irresistable urge to pee whenever one comes on and you miss them all
I wish I was better at Zomg
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:01 am
Granted, but no one will play with you.
I wish I had a signed sketch from my favorite artist
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:47 am
Granted, but the only thing he sketches is a small line.
I wish I had the ability to make things turn into ice.
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:53 pm
I WISH I HAD 347,9900 K ON GAIA AND WII THE GAME AND GAMES FOR THE WII
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:44 pm
Granted, but your account gets hacked, and your Wii malfunctions and discontinues to work.
I wish my earlier wish could have been corrupted by someone that actually read the rules to this game...
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:24 pm
all liquids freeze in your mouth at first contact.
I wish my girlfriend was still a five minutes walk away rather than a 1 hour drive
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:34 pm
Granted, but now she's your boyfriend. 8D
I wish I didn't have to get up early again tomorrow.
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:57 pm
the sun went out a few minutes ago, and now you do not need to worry about getting up.
I wish those days could come back once more
Why did those days ev-er have to go
Cause I love them so
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