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Valencia Glitterspark

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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:01 pm

*shrugs* I always wanted to post mine. Anyways, feel free to post or answer.

Most of mine are kinda pessimistic....

What if...

Redwallers met a standard (not anthro) animal?
Martin was exorcized from Redwall?
A baddie got the Bloodwrath?
A mole got Martin's sword?
There was a non vermin murderer in Redwall?
A peaceful harvest mouse at Redwall randomly Bloodwrathed and killed all of the Redwallers?
The "evil horde" got the ghosts of leaders following them around and a "magic" sword?
Redwall was demolished in a natural disaster?
Martin's sword broke (again)?
They didn't win the battle at the end of the book?
A squirrel randomly grew wings?
There wasn't so much racism in Redwall?
Redwallers (or, haha, the already insane villian) came across a bagillion can of Mountian Dew?
Redwallian crops failed?
Redwall was beset by nuclear warfare? O_o
Adders weren't actually poisionous?
Redwallers got ABDUCTED BY ALIENS?

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 6:49 pm

redwall was taken over by the hordes?

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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 3:09 pm

What if the hunk of metal that Martin's sword was made out of never fell from the sky? eek

What if somebody introduced the Redwallers to chocolate? (I've actually toyed with that idea xd )

What if guns were present in Redwall? gonk (Heaven forbid)

What if anybeast could learn how to hypnotize like the adders? (another idea I toyed with. xp )

What if there WAS magic in Redwall? surprised

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:27 pm

What if animals from other countries came? Like dingos, pandas and... ummm... Opossums!

What if the redwallers gave the chocolate from Alamoraine's theory to an invading force of foxes, they ate it and had a slow painful death? (It's poisonous to them...)

What if they met Sonic from Sonic the hedgehog? (I know that sounds lame, but if they did, it would be extremely amusing, trust me >:3)

What if they had robot suits? (Transformers, Redwall style! XD)

What if they met a human? *Scary music*

What if Urthwhyte (Or however it's spelled) was not actually white?

What if Martin the warrior was a mole?

What if Laterose lived? (That's actually obvious; The series would pretty much seize to exist...)

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Valencia Glitterspark

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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:49 pm

-Dee Racoon-

What if they met Sonic from Sonic the hedgehog? (I know that sounds lame, but if they did, it would be extremely amusing, trust me >:3)

rofl

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:06 pm

What if....
The W.I.T.C.H. girls accidently folded right into the middle of Redwall Abbey?
Mew and Mewtwo ended up in Redwall?
The Charmed ones had Mossflurian(Redwallian) alter egos?
The Animorphs and Visser Three were Redwall's only hope of survival? (God help them, they'd be doomed! sweatdrop )
A Redwall character got into OUR world?
Sailors Saturn and Pluto got trapped in the Redwall world by some Seer's spell that actually kinda worked (or because they were bored...which ever one sounds more interesting...)?

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Celestiara

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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:22 pm

What if someone gave the Dibbuns caffienated beverages? exclaim

What if Badgermums literally chopped Dibbuns tails off when they were naughty? wahmbulance

What if Martin's tomb flooded and they had to bring his coffin upstairs for a while? (Would that mean more ghostly visits, or less, I'm wondering...)
confused

What if the Redwall series had been written in chronological order and Rose didn't die, and Redwall would still be built? biggrin

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:22 pm

Celestiara

What if the Redwall series had been written in chronological order and Rose didn't die, and Redwall would still be built? biggrin

Much though I like Martin/Rose, I think it might be for the best that she dies. If nothing else, just to shake up the Redwall universe and have a romance or two that doesn't [don't?] end happily.

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rosali-farren

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:41 pm

What if everyone in the abbey died from a plague or something? (I've played with that one)

What if the Redwallers got ... Horses? (Not the one in Redwall that pulls Cluny's cart)

What if the Dibbuns teamed up and took over the world? (No more baffs fo'eva!!!)

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:32 pm

rosali-farren

What if the Dibbuns teamed up and took over the world? (No more baffs fo'eva!!!)

Three words. Dibbuns. Against. Bedtime.

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Sulphuric

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:17 pm

Celestiara

What if someone gave the Dibbuns caffienated beverages? exclaim

eek
That would be awesome xd

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:13 am

-Dee Racoon-

What if animals from other countries came? Like dingos, pandas and... ummm... Opossums!

What if the redwallers gave the chocolate from Alamoraine's theory to an invading force of foxes, they ate it and had a slow painful death? (It's poisonous to them...)

What if they met Sonic from Sonic the hedgehog? (I know that sounds lame, but if they did, it would be extremely amusing, trust me >:3)

What if they had robot suits? (Transformers, Redwall style! XD)

What if they met a human? *Scary music*

What if Urthwhyte (Or however it's spelled) was not actually white?

What if Martin the warrior was a mole?

What if Laterose lived? (That's actually obvious; The series would pretty much seize to exist...)

(other countries) There would be more species i could choose from for RP.
(chocolate)...mmm... chocolate...
(Sonic) Hedgehogs would have something to praise other than ale.
(robot suits) They wouldn't need Martin's sword. (and less people would die)
(met a human) They would mate and make a new creature called ham.
(Urthwhyte) uuuuhhhh...
(Martin/mole) It would be hard to understand Matthias.

biggrin rofl

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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:20 am

Missy Elron

A Redwall character got into OUR world?

eek i guess, kinda like in my answering above, a crazy human would mate with it (umm... depending who and what it is...) and i would die, causing me to be reborn as the creature that was born. lol rofl ham ~forever!

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:38 am

Firinafel

*shrugs* I always wanted to post mine. Anyways, feel free to post or answer.

Most of mine are kinda pessimistic....

What if...

A baddie got the Bloodwrath?
A mole got Martin's sword?
There was a non vermin murderer in Redwall?
A peaceful harvest mouse at Redwall randomly Bloodwrathed and killed all of the Redwallers?
Redwall was demolished in a natural disaster?
They didn't win the battle at the end of the book?
A squirrel randomly grew wings?
There wasn't so much racism in Redwall?
Redwallers (or, haha, the already insane villian) came across a bagillion can of Mountian Dew?
Adders weren't actually poisionous?
Redwallers got ABDUCTED BY ALIENS?

heres some more just for fun cool

(baddie) oh no! (and what the h*** is a bloodwrath?! it was in some RP, and i havent read much of the series, so... what the h*** is it?)
(mole) ... WHY THE F*** DOES EVERYBODY DO THINGS ABOUT MOLES?! WHAT DO YOU NOT LIKE ABOUT THEM, PEOPLES?!?!?!?
(non-vermin) well, less racism.
(harvest mouse) ...uh... thats scary to think about...
(Redwall) Less for people to read.
(didn't win) " (ditto mark)
(squirrel) "TAILS OF SYMPHONIA"!!!
(racism) dear, i dream that every time i read the books.
(Mountain Dew) oh... my... god...
(adders) easier battle. lol
(aliens) eek

(if someone doesnt like me doin' this, just tell me. ive learned Jen the Quiet is on the job 24:7 lol)(oops sorry... i mean Ashley Erin lol)

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Sulphuric

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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:58 pm

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(mole) ... WHY THE F*** DOES EVERYBODY DO THINGS ABOUT MOLES?! WHAT DO YOU NOT LIKE ABOUT THEM, PEOPLES?!?!?!?

I don't hate the moles, I just find them funny 3nodding

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