My friend just kidnapped me to ride around the neighborhood on a sit down lawnmower on the very back of it. He threw me off a buch of times. And got smacked by branches. And then when we were climbing a tree in my back yard, he, and his huge 170 lb body uses me as a step ladder. And before that, when I'm a branch below him, he hocks a freakin lougie on me!! Not to mention every time he's over, he eats nearly everything edible in my house. I don't know why I posted this but I felt it to be necessary.