People with newspapers! [Penor competition]

[de.Lici.ous]

You guys should have some breaking news about the change of ownership in the guild. Otherwise people might never know! D:

And more newspapers please domokun Make us happy <3  

[ieatwood]

MOAR  

[Nexus Carbuncle]

Yes. It should involve a coup d'état involving the crew and mercenaries...That took place over the course of several months. And it should be as dramatic as possible. xD

 

[de.Lici.ous]

Nexus Carbuncle

Yes. It should involve a coup d'état involving the crew and mercenaries...That took place over the course of several months. And it should be as dramatic as possible. xD

Yes! And make up nasty stories about me blackmailing King to step down! lol
Or something like that. Some juicy and scandalous! I enjoy the bad guy sometimes ninja  

[[Staples]]

How about an artical on how yummy donuts are?
*3*
Chuuuu....
... I mean... I'D read it....  

[de.Lici.ous]

[Staples]

How about an artical on how yummy donuts are?
*3*
Chuuuu....
... I mean... I'D read it....

Totally B)
And about how extra yummy donuts are with Staple Sauce... I mean... Icing sugar ninja  

[[Staples]]

de.Lici.ous

[Staples]

How about an artical on how yummy donuts are?
*3*
Chuuuu....
... I mean... I'D read it....

Totally B)
And about how extra yummy donuts are with Staple Sauce... I mean... Icing sugar ninja

Staple Sauce? gonk Sounds crusty.
Icing Sugar though. cool Fo' Sho'.  

[Szen]

What about multi-colored Staples sprinkled on top? surprised
>.>;
I want donuts now. D:  

[de.Lici.ous]

[Staples]

de.Lici.ous

[Staples]

How about an artical on how yummy donuts are?
*3*
Chuuuu....
... I mean... I'D read it....

Totally B)
And about how extra yummy donuts are with Staple Sauce... I mean... Icing sugar ninja

Staple Sauce? gonk Sounds crusty.
Icing Sugar though. cool Fo' Sho'.

Not if I bash you out with a meat mallet, chop you up finely and boil you for 2 days xD
But I'd never do that to you, I swear! <33  

[de.Lici.ous]

Szen

What about multi-colored Staples sprinkled on top? surprised
>.>;
I want donuts now. D:

Ahhhh, now you're thinking like a cannibal!
I'm so proud of you *happytear* <33  

[Szen]

de.Lici.ous

Szen

What about multi-colored Staples sprinkled on top? surprised
>.>;
I want donuts now. D:

Ahhhh, now you're thinking like a cannibal!
I'm so proud of you *happytear* <33

xd Yum! Yum!  

[ElDot]

wait, lici's the captain? when did this happen?
=D *juicy news*
EDIT: oh okay, i know why K!ng's VC now.  

[[Staples]]

Szen

What about multi-colored Staples sprinkled on top? surprised
>.>;
I want donuts now. D:

As long as they're not made of my cheese-grated arm, then sure! O:
Though I don't think that I would eat a donut with Staples sprinkled on it. gonk I would feel dirty for weeks.  

[[Staples]]

de.Lici.ous

[Staples]

de.Lici.ous

[Staples]

How about an artical on how yummy donuts are?
*3*
Chuuuu....
... I mean... I'D read it....

Totally B)
And about how extra yummy donuts are with Staple Sauce... I mean... Icing sugar ninja

Staple Sauce? gonk Sounds crusty.
Icing Sugar though. cool Fo' Sho'.

Not if I bash you out with a meat mallet, chop you up finely and boil you for 2 days xD
But I'd never do that to you, I swear! <33

I would hope not. o.o
Thooouuugh.... if I don't willingly stand within 5 feet of your for the next few weeks or so, think nothing of it... ninja  

[de.Lici.ous]

ElDot

wait, lici's the captain? when did this happen?
=D *juicy news*

It happened last night when I hacked King's PC and found juicy photos of him naked with Xy. I then blackmailed him and told him I'd release his bisexuality to the Suites, and all his rabid fan girls would maul him in a froth-filled frenzy, if he didn't promote me to captain.

*points to the announcement*