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Disclaimer: I'm mostly writing this because I need a reason to laugh at myself. I feel pretty icky right now and I'm just trying to cheer myself up by writing about a fun story that happened to me a few days ago. Please don't flame me for being a lame-tard, I'm well aware of my lame-attude as it is. 3nodding

He who conquers you, angers you.

Before I tell you this story, you'll have to understand a few things about me. I'm the most uninteresting person I know. To compensate for the bore that is my life, I have to do other things like read a lot, cause a lot of conflict, and generally be as sarcastic and whitty as I possibly can, at any expense... like I said, I already know how bad of a person I am. I also try to do a lot of things that most people, namely girls would never want to do... like have short hair! (*GASP* such a scandal, right? stare ) Ironically enough, I didn't cut my hair to be new or different... I just cut it because I was frusterated with my long and annoying hair.

So this girl... who has never really liked me walked up to me and asks me in a VERY nasty tone, "So are you a lesbian now, or what?"

Now, the normally the stupidity of that question would really piss me off! Just because a girl has short hair does not mean that she is butch... and just because a girl is butch does not mean she is a lesbian! And why the hell is she useing "lesbian" as a means of insulting me?! It's not an insult it's just a preference!

But as I've stated before, he who angers you, conquers you. Keeping this in mind, how do I get my revenge without getting angry about it? Do what I always do... be sacarcastic, condescending little b***h. Now I just want to say right now, that what I said was in no way the nobel thing to do. It was petty, crude and I know that karma will b***h-slap me for it later... but damn it made me feel good! My response to her was this:
"Actually, yes I am! The moment I got out of the hair dresser I thought to myself... CRAP! Now I like girls! After that, my boyfriend of nearly two years called me up... it was really nerve-racking trying to tell him that I'm a filthy lesbian now that I have short hair. But in the end, he was really understanding and we're like best friends now! So now that I'm single and like girls... what are you doing this Friday night? wink "

She paused for a moment and retorted... "F***ing dyke!" and stormed away.

True story.
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Aha thats brilliant. I can never think of anything to say back to someone when they insult me. D:

And hey..I have short hair..since when was that butch? O.o;

People who use gay/bi as an insult should really just die, particularly when it's something as mundane as cutting your hair. And why is it anyone's business anyway?

that's awesome, i love you, in a platonic way <3

Wow. That was the best retort I have EVER heard! Some people just have the gift of instant come-backs. Unfortnally the come-back fairie skiped over me. I think of them 3 days later.

I wish I had the guts to go short with my hair.

I went from 3/4 down my back to up to my neck, but afraid to go pixie short. When I had it in pin curls all today and yesterday it felt good and I think I looked cute with it short... but my fiance said he likes me to have a lil hair (i think to grab).

lol hilarious.
heres a true story started in grade 8 ended this year grade 12.
i hate long hair.
always have always will.
so each year since grade 8 i grown my hair to my shoulders the cut it off and donate it.
i love sports. so im "butch" supposively.
but im such a girl. lol
everyyear i cut my hair off, in grade 9 my best friend (or so i thought) said she was bi.
i was alreadyd ating girls at 12, becfore i dated guys so right away i said OMG so am i.
she got all pissy and said " why cant i be something and you not copy me"
wtf right?
well we stioppedtalking but i went too a new school and she new people she told people i was a custy dyke.
well this black chick decided to have fun and pretend shes a lesbo right
well she came all on too me and i didnt like her.
so i said ******** up queer bag.
and she said no you dirty lesbian wannabe
and started maing comments
needless to say i got her expelled but ppl hate me now because im bi. wow.

I think short hair is hot on chicks. Even though my girlfriend has really long hair that I absolutely love, short hair is hot too. Right on for tellin that b***h off too. Stupid straight slut deserves it.

*Chortle* That was awesome xd

There are people at my school who think my long hair is gay too... lol, you've inspired me to say this next time:
"Yeah, you know what? once my hair got past being eight inches long, it grew into my brain and told me that guys are soooo much hotter than girls"