The Never-Ending Cheat Code: OoT

[Maniacally Melodramatic]

Okay. So I saw this on another website and it looked pretty entertaining. I'll see if I can explain it right. First, someone posts a starter sentence. Then another user posts a different sentence to keep the "cheat" going. This goes on until it starts getting old and then a different user can end the "cheat."
(ex. First you must have defeated Ganon 27 times...
-...then you have to thaw out Zora's Domain...
etc.,etc.)
Please try to keep it 1 sentence long. You can go in a random order, just no DPing.
*Note: Please remember these codes are entirely made up and will not work.*
Sorry, had to put that or some DA would try it. blaugh  

[Tesla Charlatan]

First ya gotta collect all the poes that exist in the graveyard as a child...  

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...then you must successfully kill Navi...  

[Tesla Charlatan]

as an adult, you must beat that guy who bought the bunny hood from you...  

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...then, you must commit suicide and...  

[Tesla Charlatan]

get the Deku tree to revive you...  

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...and then the Deku Tree will tell you about a magic artifact called the...  

[Tesla Charlatan]

Ookalaka-bishabapa which...  

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...is said to be more powerful than the Triforce and...
(BTW-is anyone else going to play? it really gets entertaining w/ 3 or more people xd .)  

[Tesla Charlatan]

(This is around the time that Gaia falls asleep, so they'll join in later... I hope, 'cuz it would be a lot more fun with more than two people)
summons the three goddesses, Din, Nayru, and Farore...  

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...who take you to the land of the Dead, where you...  

[Tesla Charlatan]

release all the poes and...  

[ultima50]

transform into a  

[Tesla Charlatan]

Centaur so you can...  

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...get into the Centaur village so you can...