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Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2024 2:48 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 1:41 am
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For those without the pleasure of Peacock Premium Plus, cameras cut to Staff Member Bischoff in the ring, wearing his black karate gi and Staff Member Meltzer in a pair of jeans and a tanktop, as well as elbow pads.
Woke up this mornin'! Yeah! You got yourself a gun!
Pyro goes off across Lincoln Financial Field as the fans in Philly rise to their feet for the special guest referee for this Staff Member Russo on a Forklift Match! A Corvette Stingray, painted in white with black stripes, pulls into the football stadium and onto the stage to cheers, which grow louder as the door opens to reveal the Extreme Sage himself, the Snypa Rifle!
"And introducing the special guest referee for this match: please welcome the host of Wrestlemania, the Snypa Rifle!"
Snypa exits his car, a huge smile on his painted face as he's wearing a referee shirt with the sleeves cut off, black pants and white gloves. He walks down the aisle, soaking in the expressions of both Staff Members, both of which cannot wait to get their hands on each other. Snypa breaks out into a sprint, which ends in a slide under the bottom rope and on his knees before returning to his feet. He is handed a microphone when the music stops.
"I think we're missing one more piece of the puzzle!" Snypa exclaims. "Let's get 'im out here!"
Fans chant "Forklift!" as a forklift is driven down the aisle and to ringside. Moments later, a bound Staff Member Russo is dragged out onto the stage and down the aisle by security.
Staff Member Russo: "No! Bro! This isn't right, bro!"
Snypa: "Get that son of a b***h on that forklift!"
Security do as instructed, shoving Staff Member Russo inside a shark cage before the forklift is raised. Snypa cackles before making another announcement.
Snypa: "And now, I'd like to present a special episode of the most popular wrestling podcast in the world with the most listens! Please welcome your special guest commentators for this match!"
The Jim Cornette Experience theme blares as the fans explode for Staff Members Cornette and Last, both of whom are wearing the finest suits possible as they make their way to the commentary. This is the biggest Wrestlemania ever, indeed!
JR: "Staff Member Cornette, how are you?"
SMC: "Good to see you, Jim! Been a while! I heard that Uncle Dave was getting in a ring and Brian told me that he wasn't content with watching from his TV in Hawaii, also Pennsylvania ain't that far from Kentucky!"
SML: "I gotta say, it's an honor to do commentary for a match alongside my two favorite Jims!"
Snypa calls for the bell to ring and Staff Members Bischoff and Meltzer step out in the center of the ring.Staff Member Meltzer offers a lockup.
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Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 5:23 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 9:21 am
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Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 1:40 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:17 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 9:10 am
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 2:17 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 7:53 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 3:26 pm
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