Holy Rawr! Your Rawring Carols for your Rawring Christmas!!!

[HowlPhilinish]

Hello peeps, please post your edited carols here!
OPEN TO ALL RAWR MEMBERS!!!

Post, and please Try and be nice XP Im the master judge, so no criticizing others work XP

JINGLE RAWR JINGLE RAWR RAISED LAID AN GRUNNY EGG!!!!  

[Zetsubou Yami]

Jingle rawrz. Jingle rawrz, jingle all the way. All what fun it is to raid with a hundred grunnies open slay.
Dashing through the noobs, with a gunnry's rabid bite, all the noobs we troll, THEY BE RAGING ALL THE WAY HAHAHA!! Mods on gaia cry, trying to make trolls die. Oh what fun it is to raid an troll in the RAWR guild today.
Oh jingle rawrz. Jingle rawrz, jingle all the way. All what fun it is to raid with a hundred grunnies open slay!!!!!!!!!

 

[Seiko L Rose]

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the furries glisten,
and noobs listen
To hear grunnies in the snow

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every troll I write
May you go and bite
And may all your noses be white

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Troll I write
May you go and bite
And may all your noses be white  

[thiefboss]

Jingle RAWR Jingle RAWR Jingle RAWR troll.
Jingle RAWR slay and Jingle RAWR stay.
In the gaia tooowwwnnnnsss!!!
Its a bright time its the right time
to troll the night away.
Jingle RAWR time its a YAR! time to be a-trollin in the gaia towns!  

[Fenix Firehawk]

Since you begged I suppose I'll try something...

We three kings and furries are
Bearing laughs we traverse afar
Field and fountain, town and rally
Following yonder RAWR.

(Chorus)
O RAWR of wonder, RAWR of night
RAWR with furry beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us with thy trolling might.

Born a King on Gaian's plain
Trolls I bring to fool nubs again,
King forever, ceasing never
Over us all to derp.

(Chorus)

A Grunny to offer have I
Trolling owns a Deity well
Herping and Derping, all men gnawing
Worship Him, RAWR most high

(Chorus)

Victory is mine, its perfect embrace
Breathes of life of grunny-filled plains
Trolling, laughing, hopping, howling
Forever the RAWRs live on

Glorious now behold our work done
Kings we are of soft fluffy grace,
(Insert howling mixed with other animal noises)
Earth to heav'n replies

(Chorus)  

[Aru in love]

Joy to Gaia!
The Grunny's dead.
We barbecued it's head!
Don't worry 'bout the body!
We flushed it down the potty!
And round and round and round!(x2)
And joy to Gaia, the Grunny's dead!  

[MURKR0W]

Crap fine I'll think of one...

Come to the raid they say, a ra ra ra rawr
Lots of noobs in towns today, a ra ra ra rawr
Our finest "I am"s we wear, a ra ra ra rawr
To make you pull out your hair, a ra ra ra rawr,
ra ra ra rawr, ra ra ra rawr,

So to irritate you, a ra ra ra rawr,
Here we come.  

[Art Historian]

'Tis the season to be trollin' Tro lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo.
:3  

[raisedpassion]

O holy RAWR! The noobs are brightly shining,
It is the night of the dear Saviour's troll.
Long lay the towns in cyber pining.
Till a grunny appeared and the TROLL felt his worth.
A thrill of hope the weary gaia rejoices,
For yonder breaks a new and glorious website.
Fall on your troll! Oh, hear the angel troll!
O night troll, troll night when troll was born;
O trp;;, O troll night, TROLL!!!! night divine!
troll nig...i mean TROLL, trol twoll trollz, wait....

no.... that's not right..... <******** it, im done.  

[NatyLeSquidge]

(Naty-RAWR version of Rudolph) whee (Thought of this fast so it may suck)
RAWRDOLPH THE TROLLING GRUNNY! mrgreen
HAD A VERY TROLLING DAY! stressed
PACKED WITH THE KILLING OF NOOBIES! twisted
AS THEY TOOK THEIR TIME TO EAT! gonk
ALL OF THE OTHER FURRIES! xd
GOT JELOUS OF OUR NINJA GUILD! (RAWR) ninja
THEY ALWAYS GOT SICK OF RAWR! rofl
SO THEY STARTED THEIR OWN GUILDS! talk2hand
THEN ONE RANDOM TROLLING DAY! rolleyes
NATY CAME AND SAYED! 4laugh
RAWRDOLPH YOUR GUILD IS SO COOL! cool
IT'S WAY COOLER THAN THOSE (pause) OTHER GUILDS! blaugh
THEN HOW THE OTHER GUILDS HATED! evil
AS THEY SHOUTED OUT "START A MOB" scream
RAWRDOLPH THE TROLLING GRUNNY! eek
YOU'LL GO FINE IN OUR GREEN STEEEEWWWW! burning_eyes  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

A Badenov Christmas Carol (KingJack! the Snowman)

King Jack the Snowman,
went to school that one bright day,
he mooned a class
and then broke some glass
and stole the ceramics 's clay.

King Jack the snowman,
knew the sun was hot that day,
he jumped in Boris' RAWR sleigh
to get away
from the mob that came his way



A Badenov Christmas Carol (Santa got Run Over by a Creature)

Santa got ran over by a creature
That Boris had created one day
everyone was so shocked and surprised
Because Boris had stolen Santa's sleigh.

He was minding his own business
Not knowing what was to come
he should have looked where he was going
If he had all the children would not be glum.

When the elves found him Christmas day
At the scene of the attack
We had found that the sleigh was gone
And an evil note from Boris on his back.

Santa got ran over by a creature
That Boris had created one day
everyone was so shocked and surprised
Because Boris had stolen Santa's sleigh

We feel bad for Mrs. Clause
and all those without a gift
she felt lonely watching kids cry
and all of this occurred after the big theft.

It's not Christmas without Santa
Handing out gifts to the good
And we just can't help but wonder
If Boris was just a guy named Robbin' hood.

Santa got ran over by a creature
That Boris had created one day
everyone was so shocked and surprised
Because Boris had stolen Santa's sleigh

Boris laughed at his enemies
Taking every single toy
playing with them with all his friends
making sure that nobody had any joy

He went by and picked up KingJack!
A snowman that came to life
And left before he got caught
Saving evil KingJack! and made him a wife.

Santa got ran over by a creature
That Boris had created one day
everyone was so shocked and surprised
Because Boris had stolen Santa's sleigh

Santa got ran over by a creature
That Boris had created one day
everyone was so shocked and surprised
Because Boris had stolen Santa's sleigh