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 Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:47 pm
So, after browsing the old "FIGHT ME!!!" topic, I had a bit of nostalgia. Unfortunately, that one's an RPG, so randomly popping up and sending out poke ninjas to swarm the masses there seems rude.
Rules are:
- Have fun attacking each other XP (Kinda like an RPG, only with no plot. Please do not add one, this is merely a simplistic game. If you like the idea and want to give it a plot, an RPG may be created in the off topic RPG subforum).
- God Modding is allowed. There are no set physics here, the laws of logic and such don't apply. Fight with your imaginations, that's the point of this topic.
- Don't be a poor sport. There is no way to win at this topic and there is no way to lose (Unless you surrender and stop posting, I guess). Don't try to best someone and be the number one, then complain if someone targets you. Winning is not the goal of the game; fun is. I cannot stress this enough (It might sound silly, but I see a ton of people get upset over this kind of stuff)
-No flaming, trolling, or harassment of any kind. This is not the same as sending in Charmander to set a character on fire. This deals with serious disputes and personal attacks on others. I don't want to see you guys seriously getting mad at other people and trying to extract revenge. That is a no-no.
- Multiple characters and custom-characters are allowed. This is a battle of imagination, anything goes.
- Caramelldansen is an ultimate weapon. You have been warned.
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For those who skipped the rants of the rules: Fun is the aim of the game, not winning. Don't take things seriously and don't be rude and you should generally do fine.
Now then, time for the festivities to begin!
Sora takes the flag and plants it in the soccer ball, claiming it as the sight for his new fortress.
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:16 pm
*Luna transforms into a dragon and slashes at the flag and begins to sing Numa Numa while attempting to eat Sora*
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:49 pm
Sora sets up camp in the dragon's stomach. Meanwhile, Teku Aroz, a green Zora, mounts Luna's back and attaches reigns.
"Burn it with fire! Bwahahaha!"
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:08 pm
Luna laughs maniacally as she realizes that this will become a perfect chance to team up to destroy the world!
"ONWARD MY SMALL FISH BOY! WE MUST EAT ALL CURRENTLY NONEXISTANT COMPETITION!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:31 pm
Hiru builds an exact replica of Sora's fortress completely out of wheelchairs adjacent to the dragon's stomach. Hiru jumps up on top of the fortress and points a thrashing tentacle at the dragon from his right arm. "FIIIRE!!!" Immediately following, a frog chirps in the distance, and Hiru realises that he forgot to raise an army of loyal zombies to do his bidding. "....F***!!"
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:00 am
Luna turns her dragon head at Hiru and hisses like a cat, immediately followed by her own army of dragon Zombies, which swarm out of her mouth. "I've got a few extras in the back of my truck, you can have those". ;D
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:33 am
Hiru runs to the back of the dragon's truck.... despite the nagging sensation that the dragon was way too big to drive a truck.... or that it would need one in the first place since dragons can fly.... I mean, really. But anyway, Hiru tosses the zombies over his shoulder runs to a Burger King and starts throwing them through the windows. "TAKE THAT, CORPORATE SOCIETY!!" He then turns to face the army of dragon zombies barreling down on him, which he defeats by placing Rod Stewart into a SUPER-ULTRA-LAZER-FUNK-DEATH-RAY-CANON-BLASTER-ULTRA-SUPER-%)$%!!!! "FIIIRE!!!" The canon blasts the zombies with funk, and massive dancing comences on the battle field!
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:47 pm
Luna laughs and dances in circles as she continues to feel the massive waves of nostalgia.
"HAHA! TAKE THAT ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO SAID THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WOULD NEVER COME! I TRIED TO SELL YOU MY OVERPRICED TEE-SHIRTS WITH THE PROPER CHECKLISTS bUT NOOO! YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO EVEN TRY!"
Luna continues to dance around until she realizes that she is no longer a dragon for no apparent reason, but back in her pointless silver haired elf form, still carrying a Zora.
"$#%$#. Git awf me you stupid fish boy."
*Smacks Zora with a silver tipped banana.*
>: P <--- angry luna face
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:23 pm
Hiru had started dancing at the same time as Luna, but he kept going because he didn't have any fishes attached to him, regardless of their intelligence. He's dancing because he's already dead, and the mindless zombies are paying no attention to him. In the midst of his dancing, he grabs a giant sword and begins cutting them to ribbons all around him, laughing hysterically. After he's done, he stops and looks back over to the wheel-chair fortress he built earlier. After taking a second look at it, he realises the obvious flaw in his construction; he threw a bunch of them loosely into a pile. This mess couldn't guard a kitten from a Chinese person.
Inside the pile of wheelchairs, a rumbling stirred the chairs before falling still again. Then, without warning, a gargantuant robot rose from the wheelchairs and stood over them with eyes of.... spokes? The robot had taken the form of the wheelchairs! Or, the wheelchairs had taken the form.... of a robot? Hiru gripped the handle of his sword as he faced the robot, thinking he was ready for anything. The eyes on what appeared to be the thing's face started glowing bright green, as if charging up some powerful twin-lazer-canon-vision device, and it was pointed.... at the Burger King!
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 2:02 pm
"MWAHAHA! DIE CORPORATE BUILDING! DIE! GO FORCES OF DESTRUCTION!"
Luna had come down with a case of... insanity? Or maybe joy of destruction. Either way she was deeply enjoying whatever madness this thread had to offer. (For better or worse.)
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:02 pm
Tuft screams, and launches himself at the king, pushing him out of the way, then reflects the lazer weapon off of his Street Fighter Megapack Clacw, that he happened to have with him at the moment. Tuft gains 999999999999999999999999999999999 experience. Tuft becomes Level 100. Then Tuft starts singing "Still Alive" from Portal.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:32 am
Hiru leaps on top of the chairbot and points down at Tuft, crying out, "DESTROY HIIIMMMM!!!!@1!2" The chairbot then turns to Tuft and fires a super-charged ultra-violet red-robin mega-klux hyper-tension over-the-river-and-through-the-woods hydro-grade evaporation beam death ray canon of death ray death!!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:26 pm
http://pictures.mastermarf.com/blog/2009/090426-ebon-dragon-shoop.jpg
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:17 am
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:32 am
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p226/seltzernator/dragon-lazer.jpg
To you all
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