Checking out booty prevents crime!

[Surazal Dloc]

So as most of you may or may not remember, I work at Woolworths, which is Australias biggest supermarket chain.

So I was in one of the asiles just tidying up some products on the shelves and i happen to notice a girl quite pleasing to the eyes crouching down in front of the stockings and tights. While I was admiring her booty (no more than 2 metres away) I noticed her tear open a packet of tights and stuff it inside a shoe box she had in a bag.

I went to the front of the store, alerted the security gaurd and we waited for her to go through the checkouts and asked if we could check her bags. BUSTED!

The store manager took her upstairs and gave her a stern talking to. He didnt call the police, but he did ban her from the store.

So there you have it, because I was admiring this lady's behind, I prevented a crime taking place biggrin Or at least her gettjng away with it, however you like to veiw it.  

[emmmahy]

Win.  

[Kusaragi]

Win/win for you. ^_^ Way to go!

If I worked at a grocery store like that I would go insane without SOMETHING to keep me preoccupied. I thin you found one applicable solution.  

[Saverio C.]

And that's why I check out all the females who look nice. It's a civil service!  

[Arcanas]

Well, in my experience, it's always the old ladies, or the nice looking ones who commit thievery...  

[Surazal Dloc]

Well in my part of the world its normally douchebag kids, or bogans (Australias equivalent of white trash).  

[Arcanas]

lol. the douchebag kids here do that s**t at the mall.  

[Miss-dark8607]

Arcanas

lol. the douchebag kids here do that s**t at the mall.

True story: There's a Gamestop at my mall and this one kid ask why the disk weren't in the boxes? I held in my laughter so hard it hurt my poor chest.  

[Arcanas]

wow...not only are they douche bags, but uneducated...what is the youth of this world coming to?  

[Chexley]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
There they are a'standing in a row!

Yes. razz

"Give them a twist, a flick of the wrist!"
That's what the showman said!

 

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

That's quite "a**"-tonishing. I'm glad you were able to get to the "bottom" of this not-so-mysterious mystery, "butt" I do hope your admiration of her tush did not put you "behind" schedule.

Anyway, have a victory drink. "Bottoms" up!  

[~DR.MOOFASA~]

*stifles laughter*
....wow. biggrin what a hero
(in all seriousness, that's pretty rad xD)

*at jaft*
...*facepalm* lol



also! i know woolworth's! ^^ i remember going into the one in cape town, SA all the time when i was there =D woot!  

[Surazal Dloc]

Yay! Someone else knows about woolies!

@ Jaft: <3  

[xDarkPisces]

Laz, dude. You're my hero. xd Fighting off thieves, one perfectly sculpted behind at a time. <_<  

[Surazal Dloc]

Yeah, shame she was a bit of a paper bag job, and a thief.