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 Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 11:08 pm
So as most of you may or may not remember, I work at Woolworths, which is Australias biggest supermarket chain.
So I was in one of the asiles just tidying up some products on the shelves and i happen to notice a girl quite pleasing to the eyes crouching down in front of the stockings and tights. While I was admiring her booty (no more than 2 metres away) I noticed her tear open a packet of tights and stuff it inside a shoe box she had in a bag.
I went to the front of the store, alerted the security gaurd and we waited for her to go through the checkouts and asked if we could check her bags. BUSTED!
The store manager took her upstairs and gave her a stern talking to. He didnt call the police, but he did ban her from the store.
So there you have it, because I was admiring this lady's behind, I prevented a crime taking place biggrin Or at least her gettjng away with it, however you like to veiw it.
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:05 am
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:32 am
Win/win for you. ^_^ Way to go!
If I worked at a grocery store like that I would go insane without SOMETHING to keep me preoccupied. I thin you found one applicable solution.
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:25 am
And that's why I check out all the females who look nice. It's a civil service!
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 1:15 pm
Well, in my experience, it's always the old ladies, or the nice looking ones who commit thievery...
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 1:44 pm
Well in my part of the world its normally douchebag kids, or bogans (Australias equivalent of white trash).
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 1:45 pm
lol. the douchebag kids here do that s**t at the mall.
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:11 pm
Arcanas lol. the douchebag kids here do that s**t at the mall. True story: There's a Gamestop at my mall and this one kid ask why the disk weren't in the boxes? I held in my laughter so hard it hurt my poor chest.
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:27 pm
wow...not only are they douche bags, but uneducated...what is the youth of this world coming to?
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 9:01 pm
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
There they are a'standing in a row!Yes. razz "Give them a twist, a flick of the wrist!"
That's what the showman said!
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 10:22 pm
That's quite "a**"-tonishing. I'm glad you were able to get to the "bottom" of this not-so-mysterious mystery, "butt" I do hope your admiration of her tush did not put you "behind" schedule.
Anyway, have a victory drink. "Bottoms" up!
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 8:11 pm
*stifles laughter*
....wow. biggrin what a hero
(in all seriousness, that's pretty rad xD)
*at jaft*
...*facepalm* lol
also! i know woolworth's! ^^ i remember going into the one in cape town, SA all the time when i was there =D woot!
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 5:53 pm
Yay! Someone else knows about woolies!
@ Jaft: <3
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 11:33 am
Laz, dude. You're my hero. xd Fighting off thieves, one perfectly sculpted behind at a time. <_<
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 5:12 pm
Yeah, shame she was a bit of a paper bag job, and a thief.
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