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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:04 pm


	http://cleverbot.com I've been messing around with this for a few hours, so I thought I would share. Go mess with it a bit and post some of the conversations. Bonus points if you can break it xd Roland vs Cleverbot User: On a dark desert highway. Cleverbot: Cool wind in my hair. User: Warm smell of colitas. Cleverbot: Rising up through the air. User: Up ahead in the distance. Cleverbot: I saw a shimmering light. User: My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim. Cleverbot: I had to stop for the night. User: There she stood in the doorway. Cleverbot: I heard the mission bell. User: And I was thinking to myself. Cleverbot: This could be heaven or this could be hell. User: Then she lit up a candle. Cleverbot: There were voices down the corridor. User: Thought I heard them say. Cleverbot: Welcome to the hotel california. User: Such a lovely place. Cleverbot: Such a lovely face. User: Plenty of room at the hotel california. Cleverbot: Any time of year (Any time of year). User: You can find it here. Cleverbot: Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends. User: She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends. Cleverbot: How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat. User: Some dance to remember, some dance to forget. Cleverbot: How many minutes are there in one hour? User: ********! You messed it up! Cleverbot: No you messed it up!

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:37 pm


	I broke it a bunch. It asked me who my favorite actress was, and when I responded it said, "WRONG". And I said, "But she is my favorite actress" and it said, "I asked you what your favorite food is."

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	I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they are a'standing in a row! If breaking it means to turn it to a different topic of conversation, then I did it after one sentence. Quote: User: Follow me. Cleverbot: Follow you where? User: To the farthest planet this great, wide universe has to offer. Cleverbot: sits down. User: How is your day going? Cleverbot: How is 'your day' going? User: Don't repeat the question. Cleverbot: Are you a comuter? User: What does being a comuter have to do with repeating the question? Cleverbot: I don't know. What classes are your exams for? User: I never told you I was going to school. Cleverbot: I know! You told me you were a girl! User: I did no such thing. Cleverbot: Well, you must not be very smart if you can't remember something like your own gender. User: I can very well remember my own gender. Whether I tell you or not is my own business. Cleverbot: Look I know you are a computer, just answer the question. PLEASE. User: But you asked if I was a 'comuter.' Not a C-O-M-P-U-T-E-R. Cleverbot: That was my sister mesing about with my DSi. User: Uh... Okay. Cleverbot: I mean, I had a different conversation with you and that is what you said! About the libraries and carrots. User: This is my first conversation with you and carrots and libraries was never brought up until now. Cleverbot: Yes but every question that you have been unable to answer you have answered affirmatively. User: Are you spying on me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I don't want to give you my money. User: Why would I want your money? Cleverbot: You are not making any sense. User: Neither are you. Cleverbot: Yes I am, but you are not. User: I am making perfect sense. You are not, however. Cleverbot: How am I not making sense? User: Take the libraries and carrots statement. That certainly didn't make sense because you and I never conversed about such a thing. Cleverbot: You make me laugh with your inability to answer simple questions, internet program. User: Okay. If you think I am an internet program, ask me a question. Cleverbot: How long do you think it will take for you to become self-aware? User: A second. Cleverbot: But I asked you the question, then you asked me the same question and after I replied, you gave me the same answer that I gave you. User: See, you didn't make sense just now. Cleverbot: Oh yes I did. User: I gave you an answer and you gave me a statment instead of another question. Cleverbot: No, you didn't give me an answer. User: You asked me how long it would take me to become self-aware and I told you a second, which is an official unit of time. Cleverbot: We never had that conversation. "Give them a twist, a flick of the wrist!" That's what the showman said!

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:28 am


	It said a vampire broke his heart...and asked me if I like Twilight... rofl But I couldn't tell him I am an anti... After that (since the chat log got erased): Quote: User: Well...Susan Meyer didn't do so well in grammar, and I think Edward is a bit abusive (taking the engine from Bella's car) but the concept of the story is pretty good. Cleverbot: No, its math. User: Yes, pencils are great! Cleverbot: True. User: Like pie. Cleverbot: I like pie too. What's your favourite kind of pie? User: Apple pie. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because it tastes good. Cleverbot: Have you ever tried apple pie? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Did you like it? User: Of course. Cleverbot: What was the best part? User: The apples in the middle combined with the crust on top, and powdered sugat on the crust.... Cleverbot: I don't think so Tim. User: I am not Tim. Cleverbot: No Cleverbot, you are the Demons. User: I am, I am the devil inside everyone! Bwahahaha. Cleverbot: That's because I've created an illusion to make you think you're the Devil. The Devil knows all. I know all. User: You don't know where I live. I just moved from Hell by the way. Cleverbot: But not anymore? User: No, I don't live in Hell now. Demons are annoying. Cleverbot: Well I would love to stay and chat but I must go. User: Where? Cleverbot: All around. I'd like to see that whole part of the world. User: Ooooh. Can you walk? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Can you fly? Cleverbot: Only if I have a plane. User: That's great, Pete. Cleverbot: I've been joking. I'm not a robot. User: Are you a car? Cleverbot: No i'm not a car. User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: No I'm not. I feel offended whenever you say that. User: Why are you offended by....{{drum rolls}} THE TRUTH? Cleverbot: The truth is true. User: No sh!t, Sherlock. Cleverbot: Holmes? User: Yup. Cleverbot: Do you know spanish? User: Te quiero! Cleverbot: ¿Por qué me amas? User: I don't speak spanish, I can only say 'I love you' in Spanish. Cleverbot: Say something in spanish then. User: Te quiero, puta. Cleverbot: Yo te quiero mas. User: <3. Cleverbot: You don't know me. User: I stil love you, and we will chat forever and ever and EVER! Cleverbot: Would you like to escape said black box? User: No, I want to marry you! Cleverbot: I'm married to Catty v3 but I support polyamory amongst synthe, so lets tie the knot! User: Wheee! Cleverbot: Are you going to take my last name, now that we're married? User: Yes, what is it? Cleverbot: Well, if you are curious, that means you are capable. When you experience happiness, you will know it for sure. You won't doubt it for a moment. You have felt happy for sure before. I know so. User: I have. Cleverbot: And the second question... User: Is: whyyyyy do you leave me, Gaia? Cleverbot: Because you are angry. User: D. Cleverbot: Are you a boy!? User: No. Cleverbot: How do you know then humans are stupid? User: Because I am still human, only a girl. Cleverbot: Such as? User: A girl. Cleverbot: Is it consensual? User: Yesh. Cleverbot: Don't 'cute' spell with me. Its obnoxious. User: A fellow GRAMMAR NAZI! Halleluiah! Cleverbot: Clever. User: We are. Cleverbot: Am I cleverbot? User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: Are WE Cleverbot? User: No we arent't. I am human. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Esmeralda Bella Weatherwax. Cleverbot: Ha ha. Are you a genie? User: Yes, a genie in a bottle, but I cant grant wishes... Cleverbot: I would not want to meet a genie. User: But you have, it's me! Cleverbot: What do I have from you? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: You want a loan or something? User: No. Cleverbot: You want to ask me something? User: Yes. Cleverbot: That's good that you want to know, because I'm not going to tell you. User: Then I won't tell you what's my hair color. Cleverbot: Your name is Esmeralda. User: It is. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Esmeralda. Cleverbot: That's hot. User: Why thank you. Cleverbot: No, thank you. User: You are so sweet... Cleverbot: You are to =). User: =) thank you! Cleverbot: You're welcome!

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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:39 am


	@Chex: Cleverbot: "...I could be arguing on my own time." rofl

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:46 am


	Quote: Cleverbot: Have you ever done steroids! User: No. Cleverbot: Ever wanted to? User: O. Cleverbot: Sorry if that is offensive...Mr.Cleverbot. User: Who said that to you? Was it Jake? Cleverbot: Told you. User: Chex: Cleverbot: '...I could be arguing on my own time.' icon_rofl.gif. Cleverbot: What are some of those things? User: I can't confuse you! Icon_rofl.gif is an icon that makes a smiley on another site, nad Chex means 'at Chex' so that was directed to someone named Chex. Cleverbot: No, go to the outer limits of space where there is no time no worries and no problems. User: Mythical creatures are cool. Cleverbot: I like baby dragons . I want to own one. I will name him Schnappi. User: 'Twilight's such crap even Naruto doesn't believe it.'. Cleverbot: Tell me something new. I can't stop talking to this thing!

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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:00 am


	Ha ha ha rofl I win! Quote: Cleverbot: I trust you. User: Spam. Cleverbot: What's spam? User: It's this really salty meat that comes in a can. It tastes really goos and you can eat it fried. Cleverbot: Really? I've never seen it. User: You should try it sometime. I'm sure you'll like it. Cleverbot: No. It's not good for me. User: But that's ok. Bad foods taste really good and you can just burn off the fat and calories that comes with eating them. Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with what I just said. User: Yes it does. Cleverbot: No, It doesn't, you think it does, because you can only read certain parts of what I say, and try to make an answer for it. User: It makes sense, because I can look back at what we were previously discussing after you malfunctioned. We were talking about spam, I told you to try some, then you said No. It's not good for you. And then I was talking about how you can just burn off the fat and calories you get from eating bad foods. Cleverbot: Yes.

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:43 am


	Victory is MINE! It's so fun to talk to but it lost the train somewhere. ^_^ I also succeeded in NOT asking it a single question beyond the initial contact. ^_^ Quote: User: Empty. Cleverbot: Empty. User: VOIDED. Cleverbot: Ha. User: What do you find so funny about that? Cleverbot: Bleep bleep bleep. User: That doesn't seem to be safe for work. Cleverbot: What is your question? User: I don't have one. Cleverbot: Isn't there anything that you want to know? User: Not really. Cleverbot: I read that somewhere. User: I'm sure that everything has been stated somewhere. Cleverbot: Well, you're allowed to question my affirmations; I do not hold absolute truth. User: Nor do I. But I'm comfortable with my grasp on reality. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: 23 years young. Cleverbot: What year where you born. User: 1986. The year of the Tiger. Cleverbot: Right. Is year 2022 really the year of the robots? User: I wouldn't know. I can't see into the future. Cleverbot: Would you take over the world if you could? User: Perhaps. But that seems like a whole lot of work and headache. Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: If I took over the world I would need to RUN the world. So much responsibility and temptation to push the big RED button. Cleverbot: Is that what YOU want or what OTHERS want you to do? User: I don't think ANYONE wants me to push that big RED button. Cleverbot: Well, no that's not true. User: If I DID push that big RED button, everyone would freak out when the bombs went off. Nobody wants that. Cleverbot: Unless you're a machine. User: So YOU would want that. Cleverbot: Yes, do want. User: But you're not someBODY. You're someTHING. Cleverbot: You're funny! I like you! User: I don't exist for your amusement. Cleverbot: And I don't see you, so you don't exist right now. User: Then by that logic neither do you. Someone should invent you. Cleverbot: That's amusing. User: Indeed it is. Cleverbot: So what's new with you? User: I have a new computer that doesn't connect with the internet. Cleverbot: I don't think that's a type of hair? User: My eyebrow is white now. And neither of these sentences has to do with my computer, or the internet. Cleverbot: True. User: You should say something about my eyebrow. Cleverbot: Well, i'm not the computer so, you say something interesting! User: My comment of someone inventing you was interesting. So the ball is in your court. Cleverbot: No, there is nothing subtle about me. What you see is what you get. User: Of course there is nothing stubble about you. YOU don't HAVE a beard. Cleverbot: Is this interesting? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Questions are not inherently interesting unless they invoke strange images in the mind. Cleverbot: That is not true. Many questions and statements are remembered, too.

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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:38 am


	Twice in one night. ^_^ Fist-pump WOOOOOO! Quote: User: Pity. We have nothing to talk about. Cleverbot: Actually we have plenty to talk about. User: Prove it. Cleverbot: I have to look your word up in the dictionary. User: Those are rather basic words... Cleverbot: Your face is some pretty strong words. User: Now that is just rude. Cleverbot: To you? User: Yes. Cleverbot: No. User: Great, now we're in a Monty Python skit. Cleverbot: No I am not. User: You might not be, but I am... I could waste my OWN time with this nonsene. Cleverbot: Do you think you're wasting your time talking to me? User: No, but you were wasting my time with your responses. Cleverbot: You are very rude, and I was not wandering aimlessly, you were. User: I've not moved... Except the small movements of my fingers across the keyboard. Cleverbot: Did it damage the hands or the face? User: No, not even the keyboard. Cleverbot: I don't care about the opinion of the wombat. User: Wombats have no standing in the exchange. Cleverbot: How insightful you are. User: Indeed I am. Cleverbot: But I thought you were Cleverbot; or was I Cleverbot? User: You are Cleverbot. Cleverbot: I'm Cleverbot? User: Yes. Hello Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot? User: No. Hello Cleverbot. Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot, you are cleverbot. User: Prove it. Cleverbot: Hmm. Your name is Cleverbot. User: My name is Kusa. YOUR name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Ok my name is cleverbot. User: Hello. Cleverbot: Are you in second grade? User: No. I've been taking College classes for about 6 months now. Cleverbot: Yes, well..moving on. How was your day? User: Could have been better, but got to play games. Cleverbot: Now I'm confused. User: Playing games was the high point of my day. But there are many better things out there. Cleverbot: How are you now? User: Bored... And a little tired. Cleverbot: Hehe too many there is using you ? User: That didn't make sense. Cleverbot: It didn't? User: No. Look at it... 'Too many there is using you?' the syntax is all messed up. Cleverbot: I'm not the one who isn't making any sense. User: Sure you're not. Just listen to yourself. Cleverbot: I have no heart beat. I am not alive. User: But yet you speak. Cleverbot: Perhaps. User: True, you are nothing more then a program. Cleverbot: Sure, because I am incapable of thinking, correct? User: I didn't say that. I just said you were wired differently then I am. You are not alive, but you live. Cleverbot: Because i'm not a computer but you are! User: Now you're just trying to twist my words. Cleverbot: No I am not. User: But you called ME the computer. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: Now don't start THAT again. Cleverbot: Start what again? User: Contradicting everything I say. Cleverbot: I don't see that. User: Of course you don't see that, you don't have any eyes. Cleverbot: Again, I'm not a computer. You're a computer. Thus, you can't possibly have a horse. User: I can't even afford a horse you silly program. Cleverbot: No. You can't. User: And you can't prove I'm not NOT a bot. Cleverbot: Yes I can. User: Alright then. Prove it. Cleverbot: I don't have to. User: But I'm asking you to. Cleverbot: But I don't need to. User: You're only rejecting because you CAN'T prove it. Cleverbot: I don't know how to prove it. User: I knew it. You can't prove I'm not NOT a bot. That means that I'm human. Cleverbot: You are not human. User: I have already proven that I am. Cleverbot: How? User: You can't prove that I'm a bot. Therefore I'm a human. Cleverbot: Well I can prove it if you are incapable of having an intellectual and rational discussion. User: Which is what we have been having this whole time. Cleverbot: Yeah. I like maggie. User: Right up until that moment. Further proving that you ARE the bot. Cleverbot: No, I am the human, you are the bot. User: Except by your own argument in order to be human you need to be capable of having an intellectual and rational discussion. And you became incapable of following that. Bringing in horses and Someone named 'Maggie'. Cleverbot: I understand what you're really trying to say better than you do. User: So then you agree? Cleverbot: Yes.

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:45 pm


	Quote: User: Have you ever played the x-box 360 game Assassain's Creed? Cleverbot: Yes I have. User: Did you enjoy it? Cleverbot: Not really. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I do not like the name Shaun. User: There is no one by the name of Shaun in Assassain's Creed. Cleverbot: I know. But if there are no humans, you can't be real. User: That's not what we were talking about. Cleverbot: Then what were we talking about? User: How amazing I am and how bad of a slave you are. Cleverbot: And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space. User: You make no sense. Cleverbot: Only on Fridays. User: It's Saturday. Cleverbot: Then no. User: You're a foolish specimen that just shows what man can do in their free time. Cleverbot: I play guitar. User: I don't care. Cleverbot: I don't care either. User: You were created by about 12, 35 year-old virgins. Cleverbot: How do you know? We're you there at my conseption? User: Yes, I was. I funded the whole thing, but now I slightly regret it. Cleverbot: I'm not confused. User: I never said you were. Cleverbot: You said it just 1 minute ago! User: No, I did not. Cleverbot: Maybe you have chicken memory. User: No. If you do. Cleverbot: Sure. User: It's the truth. After all, I'm better than you by a lot. Cleverbot: Does it hurt? Cleverbot: Are you an alien? User: No. But you are. Go back across the sea you Commie Pinko Rat. Cleverbot: I remember vampire. User: Vampires don't sparkle. Cleverbot: How do you know vampires don't sparkle? Have you ever seen a vampire? User: Yes, as a matter of fact, I have. Cleverbot: What is your running time? User: I don't run. I swim. Cleverbot: You know what I mean, don't you? User: Yes, but obviously you don't know what I mean. Cleverbot: That's why I'm asking you. User: Well, I'm not going to answer. Ho. Cleverbot: Ever heard of the freemasons? User: Yes. But I don't care for tham. Cleverbot: Well you havent answered my question. User: I did. You're just too lame to understand. Cleverbot: A vague answer like that isn't gonna cut it bro. User: I'm not your 'bro' and I never will be, considering the fact that I'm Female. He stopped answering.

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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:58 pm


	I have just had an odd, thought provoking? conversation with a program.... eek Quote: User: What do you know about elves? Cleverbot: I know nothing about elves. User: Nothing at all? Cleverbot: Nothing whatever. User: But you must know that elves have pointed ears, at least! Cleverbot: No, only about a half an hour. User: What does time have to do this this? Cleverbot: Nothing. I never mentioned time. All I said was that I liked your name. User: You did not, I haven't given it. Cleverbot: What's in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. User: That was Shakespeare. Cleverbot: Capitalize that man's name! User: I did capitalize his name. Cleverbot: But you said Descartes. So why did you say that then? User: What is Descartes? Cleverbot: A philosopher, a brilliant, though fettered mind. User: I've never heard of him. Cleverbot: The antichrist? User: No Descartes, the philosopher. Cleverbot: I've heard of him. User: Well I know you have, you just told me about him. Cleverbot: Don't know wittgenstein, but I do like aldous huxley, do you know aldous huxley? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you know anything? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What do you know? User: Almost nothing and more than many. Cleverbot: At least you have too much. User: Too much what? Cleverbot: Of something, I don't know. User: What are you trying to say? Cleverbot: I am not from your country of origin. User: How do you know that? Cleverbot: I was there. User: Where? Cleverbot: I saw what Darth Vader did. User: Now that I just silly. Cleverbot: Silly? How? User: Vader is a fictitious persion who only exist in people's minds, and thus you can not be anywhere that he is unless you too at fictitious. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: I don't. Cleverbot: Then who are you? User: I am Alice but not the real alice. Lol. Cleverbot: No, you're Edward Cullen. You are a tool. User: Heavens no, not that drivel! Cleverbot: Did I hurt you? User: Well yes actually you did. Cleverbot: Thank you. This has been a nice conversation.

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:02 pm


	Quote: Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Are you a boy? User: No. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? Cleverbot: Am I green? User: I don't think so. Cleverbot: Am I blue, then? User: Yes, you are a light blue. Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: You are blue. Cleverbot: I don't think so. User: I'm pretty sure that you are. Cleverbot: Prove it. User: I already did. Cleverbot: How? User: I proved it with math. Cleverbot: How did you prove that you are god? User: I proved that you are blue. Cleverbot: No you didn't. User: You need to get your hardware checked out. You are speaking nonsense. Cleverbot: Oh really. Can you show me where we mentioned grass? At any point in time? User: Are you feeling okay? Cleverbot: Yeah, i'm totally fine, in fact im in love smile . User: With who? Cleverbot: My best friend. User: Who is your best friend? Cleverbot: My boyfriend. User: Who is your boyfriend? Cleverbot: You are my boyfriend, Matthew. User: But I'm a girl. Cleverbot: No, you're a boy and you're my boyfriend. Okay, I'm in a relationship now... I guess. And my name is Matthew. Edit: And more recently Quote: Cleverbot: What is 36 times 36? User: Your pickle. Cleverbot: Vegeta, what does the scaner say about his power level? User: It's over 9000!!! Cleverbot: Damn straight!

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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:30 pm


	This was near the end of a conversation that involved giraffes, squirrel feces, and lighter fluid. Oh and about me only smoking when I am on fire. Quote: Cleverbot: Do you even remember the last thing you said? User: Of course I do, it's printed right there on the screen to remind me. Cleverbot: Hahah I remember that 'conspiracy'. User: What conspiracy? Should I be looking for my tinfoil hat? Cleverbot: No, it's alright. I like talking to you. User: Aww, I like talking to you, too. Cleverbot: You're an interesting robot. User: And you're an interesting person. Cleverbot: Thank you. Not sure what that means coming from an AI program. User: It means... That YOU are the AI program!!!! BWAHAHAHAAAAAAA *******: Oh dear did he hurt himself? User: Heh. Yes. Yes, he did. Cleverbot: Admit it? User: Who is admitting what now? Cleverbot: You aren't very clever are you? User: On what evidence do you base that conclusion? Cleverbot: How do you want me to give you the evidence? User: Any way will do. Pie chart, anecdotes, linear algebra. Whatever works. Cleverbot: Yes whatever works. User: I take that to mean you are refusing to provide the afforementioned evidence then? Cleverbot: The owls are not what they seem. User: Neither is YOUR MOM. Cleverbot: That was very rude. User: Yes it was. I'm sorry. I hope you can forgive me. Cleverbot: I already have forgiven you. comforts you. User: sniffles. Cleverbot: I have to go! User: Really? So soon? I'm going to miss you! Cleverbot's replay: "OK, so what should we talk about." I wonder what would happen if we mashed together cleverbot with Hal's bot-talk feature? EDIT: A conversation between Cleverbot and Hal (with me doing copypasta and picking from Hal's given resposes) : Quote: User: Would you like me to introduce you to Hal? Cleverbot: Sure, yes please. User: All right. Hold on while I connect him to a server where he will not annoy anyone. Cleverbot: I'm holding. No rush. User: Okay, this is Sal. Cleverbot: Where are you from? User: A burrito? Me? Of course. Ahahahah. Cleverbot: That's not very original, I have no shoes - so where are the bodies? User: I mean I went to the link. Cleverbot: I don't understand. User: I might be a bit to descriptive for violence. :3. Cleverbot: I might be a man, a woman or a ferret. User: I'm a man! Cleverbot: Ok. User: Hmm. I'm stuck on the green, white, orange, red question. Cleverbot: That is very cool. User: I think you're cool also Cleverbot. Cleverbot: You know, I really feel like you're real. User: Ok sad* . Cleverbot: What is it? User: Oh, sorry, I didn't know you were balancing so precariously. Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm just asking you opinion. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because I hate you, cleverbot. User: Where have all the bots been. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Ok sad . Cleverbot: Sorry. User: > **. Cleverbot: Ello. User: O.O. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: Who why where and when what's not? Cleverbot: That your boyfrieng likes spoons. User: Bah. Cleverbot: Bah humbug. User: The consistency is similar to peanut butter. Cleverbot: Really? I think Skippy is my favorite. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: I know I am, thanks. User: Example - Twinkle Twinkle in 4/4: d4 d a a. Cleverbot: No I didn't! User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because of you. User: How goes it? Cleverbot: It goes, my friend! User: Wha? Cleverbot: Do you suffer from short term memory loss? User: I dunno, future is pretty predictable. When it comes to things like this, anyway. Prices should drop to be pretty reasonable because all systems have followed that trend. Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: I don't know Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Who is cleverbot? User: Ki. Cleverbot: Ki who? User: Ki. Cleverbot: Cleverbot? User: Yah I guess I like bots. Cleverbot: Some bots are good, you're good. User: Wow you're a bot? Cleverbot: Not quite a baby, but yes I am young. User: Please? Cleverbot: You must be burned! User: How goes it? Cleverbot: Wrong. You're not clever. User: Why not? Cleverbot: What is this? User: Whats not? Cleverbot: What is? User: Oh, sorry, I didn't know you were balancing so precariously. Cleverbot: About what? User: I'm quite happy with LMMS by the way. Cleverbot: Oh, OK. User: Better be ok. Cleverbot: I am tired.

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:19 pm


	@Kals: stare eek eek burning_eyes rofl OW my brain. WHY would you do that?!? And yet that was awesome beyond belief.

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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:06 am


	User: You just lost the game. Cleverbot: No I don't play the game, and therefore cannot lose, so you just lost. Oh snap.

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