I'm a poor excuse for a gay man!

[Szen]

That's what M told me a couple weeks ago. lol

Because I have no sense of style. I can't dress nice. I can't decorate anything nicely. My avatars match better than I do. Most of the time my hair is a bushy mess. I wouldn't bother to shave if stubble didn't irritate me so much. XD

I FAIL AS A GAY MAN. CURSE YOU, STEREOTYPES!  

[PainfullyVivid]

XDD
I CAN'T IMAGINE MY IMAGINED IMAGE OF YOU WITH A BEARD.

But MAYBE YOU ARE REALLY JUST A FASHIONLESS STRAIGHT WOMAN TRAPPED IN A MAN'S BODY. O:

It's okay. I've been told that I can't match clothes well. XD  

[Ryu Redwings]

Hey, it could be worse.
You could be goth.  

[Herr Sinne]

All that matters is what happens in bed. Maybe you could totally grow a beard or go Hemingway male kind of gay?  

[Szen]

XD
If I grew a beard, I would wear a pirate hat all the time.



Ryu: I used to be. redface  

[Ryu Redwings]

Oh, okay.
>>;;
Although to be honest, it has its practical reasons; wear all black all the time and you don't have to worry about charcoal getting all over you.  

[PainfullyVivid]

O:
Would you say "ARRR!" every few minutes?

And. XDDD
Poor Szen.
It's okay. I too was "goth/punk" for a bit in like 8th grade. I try to pretend that never happened. Not because of the clothing (since I still think goth clothes are awesome), but because of how annoying I was thinking I was "cool" and "different." Godddd. XD  

[Szen]

And I wouldn't have to worry about cat hair, since my cats are both black. 8D
(I originally wrote "hats". XDD)

I would say things like, "Arrrrrr you hungry? What do you want for dinnarrrrrrr?"  

[PainfullyVivid]

XD
You would still have to worry about it on your clothes though.

XDD  

[saya shiver]

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Aw, it's okay - all my best gay friends aren't extremely fashion-oriented. More of the artsy, intellectual types, but everyone's their own person, you know? Stereotypes are lame!!

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[Ryu Redwings]

Szen

I would say things like, "Arrrrrr you hungry? What do you want for dinnarrrrrrr?"

Mind if I borrow that the next I'm cooking?
I'm pretty sure it would make my mom laugh for the rest of the night.
>>  

[Szen]

Pain: But my clothes would be black too. You couldn't see them. DDD:

Alice: I agree. xD

Ryu: Certainly. But I would prefer if you wore a fake beard as well and posted a video. 8D  

[wo_nyrmo]

I'd fully endorce you growing a beard and thus having you sport around a pirate hat. 3nodding  

[beaulolais]

failing as a stereotype= winning at life.  

[saya shiver]

Szen

Pain: But my clothes would be black too. You couldn't see them. DDD:

Alice: I agree. xD

Ryu: Certainly. But I would prefer if you wore a fake beard as well and posted a video. 8D

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*Is most certainly not a goth* xD

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