Edward's Short Ranting contest

[M u s t a n g]

Who ever can make up the best "short rant" I'll give them 1k the contest will be over by Monday I May be able to raise the prize if I can collect more gold but I'm pretty broke right now. The judges will be Riza_HawkeyeXx, Takumi no Winry And my self.

Rules for entries
1. No internet slang such as OMG.
2. Spelling and grammar will be taken into account but posting in all capital letters is fine.
3. Pleas don’t make your post size over 24.
4. Pleas don’t cuss too much.
5. Post your entries here.
6. Dont use any rants that Ed used in the manga or animes make up your own.  

[M u s t a n g]

Very insightful, but I think that post deserves its own thread, this is a contest thread for people to make up rants about being called short. Like the rants that Ed makes every time someone calls him small.  

[M u s t a n g]

HAHAHA, not at all I think it would be a good start to a new topic, FMA Rants. I hope you decide to make thread for it we need people to start posting their own threads.  

[Ivy_Luna]

I got one!! ^.^

scream scream WHO YOU CALLING A PINT-SIZED MIDGET WHO CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE IS SO SMALL, HE CAN SINK INTO THE SAND AND WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN, HE DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DROWNING BECAUSE HE IS SO MICROSCOPIC HE CAN BREATH OXYGEN ATOMS THROUGH THE WATER!!!!!!! scream scream

Wow, that was a LONG one! sweatdrop hehe....that is a good one.  

[EdwardxElricx]

"WHO YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT EVEN THE WORLDS MOST POWERFUL ELECTRON MICROSCOPE CAN'T PICK UP ANY TRACES?! DON'T CALL ME SMALL OR I'LL TURN YOU INTO A FISH!!!!!"  

[[Gidget]]

LOL.

Guys, that's terrific.

While I can't imitate Ed's ranting, I still want to say this.


Ed's temper is the cause of Nuclear Explosions.

 

[EdwardxElricx]

needs a little work, but not to bad.  

[EdwardxElricx]

I don't think Hughes would want to take a walk in ed's shoes anyway. The height restriction alone would mess with his head. OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! DID I JUST CALL MYSELF SHORT??!!! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IT'S HOPELESS, I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT!!!!!!!!  

[blackdawn0]

lol wow...... ok heres mine.

who you calling so short that he cant reach the cookies in the cookie jar???? lol. im better at tall rants....

A TALL RANT!

who you calling so short he can see heaven without trying????

looking back on it mines is really short  

[Ivy_Luna]

I'm not short, I am FUN-SIZED!!!

xd