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 Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:27 pm
Make a wish and then the next person to post grants that wish but, they must corrupt it to how they see fit.
Example:
Lieriel Moon-Shade: I wish for a new computer
TerryFairy: Granted but then it comes alive and destroys the universe!
Rules----
No Spaming please.
And Please don't break the chain.
Alright lets have some corrupted fun!
I wish I had a cute fluffy bunny.
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:31 pm
I wish I had a cute fluffy bunny.
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:39 pm
Fly away on my zephyr,
I feel it more than ever...
Granted. But it bites a kid, turns out the bunny has rabies. It had to be put down,
I wish I ruled Hell.
...and in this perfect weather,
We'll find a place together.
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:41 pm
Grants the wish. But he does not rule hell, instead hell rules him.
I wish I had a gunshinto (Japanese sword capable of slicing throught steel)
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:48 pm
Granted, but in playing around with it you accidentally chop off both your hands and your destined to sit there staring at the sword that you'll never be able to use, it taunting you, mocking you, until you die a very slow, painful death from blood loss, infection, and gangrene.
I wish I had a puppy!
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:10 pm
Grants the wish. But this is no ordinary puppy it is actually a wolf demon. The wolf demon attacks you. Ripping out everyone of your internal organs as you scream in agonizing pain. The wolf slowly walks away chewing your heart.
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:13 pm
Granted, but becuase you wished for nothing, or forgot to, you now ARE nothing.
I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:17 pm
Grants the wish. As you fly through the air an airplane flies into your path. Soon you are sucked into the spinning blades. As you scream in pain your body is instantly cut to pieces.
I wish I had a Demon shuriken.
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:27 pm
Granted, but it kills you.
I wish I had a super awesome Demon Shuriken that wouldn't maim or kill me.
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:28 pm
Wish Granted. But you throw it and you are never able to find it or get it back again. Tough luck buddy.
I wish I had my own concert
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:06 pm
Granted! But it sucks so bad that everyone heckles you and tells you how bad you are, and your girlfriend dumps you and parents disown, and everyone at the concert tries to kill you, and after finally escaping and making it under a bridge, you take out a razorblade and kill yourself at your own despair.
I wish I had a plane!
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:08 pm
granted. But as you fly over a war zone it breaks down and you fall 2,000ft from the air to the ground.
I wish I were dead.
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:10 pm
Granted, but you come back as a zombie and now you spend your days in anguish and extreme pain becuase your dieing body won't disappear, and you feel the pain of reliving your death a thousand times over every minute. You can also never not be a zombie- after you get exploded, you feel intense pain and lay around in pieces, bored out of your mind.
I wish my powah levelz were over 9000!
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:25 pm
granted. But with that much power it becomes too powerful for you to handle and you eventually lose control killing your entire friends and family. In the end you end up taking your own life.
I wish I had a series of senbon needles
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:28 pm
Granted, but in attempting to use them for acupuncture you end up using poison needles instead, and end up dying a slow, painful death.
I could meet Denise Milani in real life blaugh
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