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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:04 pm
Well My band director has said alot of stupid things But here are some that i remeber! we had just moved into the new building and every class ahs microphones in it incase people cant hear well we were trying to get him to use it and he was like "no i will not use it cause it would be like BAM GOD comeing from the ceiling
he had turned off his mike and was talking to someone and right as he said housekeeping he turned his mike on accidently
those are the only ones i can think of lol
He goes around singing all the time and He Has called the band All the Single Ladies
Today he called my sax quartet the "4 boogers" cause we are playing the Colonel Boogey March for contest lol
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:03 pm
Oh Come on >.< How come everytime i post a thread no one posts in it
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:17 pm
Oh, our band director says alot of weird stuff... "You dance like a chicken!" "Donde son los pantalones?" *bad puns related to that years show* And he has an obsession with the color orange XD Yes, this means almost everything from his phone cover to his car. We're waiting for him to ask the school board to paint his office orange...
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:36 pm
RoboFaery Oh, our band director says alot of weird stuff... "You dance like a chicken!" "Donde son los pantalones?" *bad puns related to that years show* And he has an obsession with the color orange XD Yes, this means almost everything from his phone cover to his car. We're waiting for him to ask the school board to paint his office orange... haha nice
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:47 pm
my band director makes up the stupidest sentences for counting out rythms.... and he says fluff fluff fluff a lot
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:10 pm
want some cheese with that wine?!
it was so lame everyone couldn't help not to laugh xD
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:11 am
"Practice 24 hours a day, after rehearsal"
That and one of our directors can't properly pronounce the word 'pillow'. He says is more like 'pellow or pallow'
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:03 pm
"The paverment tells all">.>
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:08 pm
"Today is a new day in Zion." He says that almost every day.
"Boy, y'all 'bout to get me fired." He says that when he means he's about to whoop your a**.
"Jesus wept!" That means, "Wow, there aren't words to describe you're failure."
"Bless your heart, child..." He says that when he means, "Dear lord, you are quite possibly the stupidest person I've ever met."
"Just like that. Point blank." He says that every time he sends some one out of the room. It's quite obnoxious, it's like he thinks he's some sort of action hero or something, with the lame catch phrase and everything.
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:55 am
"Thats what she said" >> LOL I LOVE MY BD XD
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:08 pm
"The sky is you friend look there. The ground is your enemy so don't look down"
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:37 pm
"Be smarter then the grass/pavement/carpet" When somebody gets lost in the show or trips. It depends on where we areXD
"Follow the golden baton!" He painted his baton gold. Not compltely sure why.
He was once talking about...erm...stuff at lunchXD
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:39 pm
Us: "Can we have a party?" BD: "Every day is a celebration... of music!"
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:42 pm
A kid asked if we could slow down and the head director said "What color is the sky in your world ~insert name here~?~" *I forget the kids name so I just put insert name here*
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:34 pm
schmalsy moneys (plural of money) gird your loins Papa D
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