Welcome to Mordhaus! Come and introduce yourself.

[CFO Charles Ofdensen]

First thing: MEMBERS ONLY, NO BAND. We know who you guys are already, boys. Let the members have the spotlight for a few minutes.

Now we get to the good part.

Being admitted to Mordhaus is a very large privilege; you must have been someone important to be let in here.

So go ahead and introduce yourself. That way the Klokateers will know not to kill you. wink

It'd be great if you could fill out this form; that way we can get to know you a lot better, and cater to your likes and dislikes a lot more accurately.

And it would make Toki happy, because he made it. We all like to see a happy Toki.

After that, just go enjoy yourself. And try not to punch people.

~

Username:
xoxoxUSERNAME
Preferred Name(s):
xoxoxNICKNAMES
Age:
xoxoxAGE
Location:
xoxoxPLACE
Go forth and die:
xoxoxs**t YOU DO
It's brutal:
xoxoxs**t YOU LIKE
Totally lame and not metal:
xoxoxs**t YOU HATE
Obsessions:
xoxoxs**t YOU LOVE
Makes me shits my pants:
xoxoxFEARS
No banana stickers for:
xoxoxPET PEEVES

✖ FAVORITES
xoxo❝I am not a robot.❞xo

Television Shows:
xoxoxTV
Music:
xoxoxMUSIC
Films:
xoxoxMOVIES
Anime/Manga:
xoxoxDAT STUFFS


✖ SHORT ANSWER
xoxo❝The most brutal of all answers.❞xo

Why did you join this guild?:
xoxoxWHY?
Favorite Dethklok member and why?:
xoxoxDO TELL.
Favorite Dethklok song and why?:
xoxoxDO TELL.
Are you, or are you not, a robot?:
xoxoxI'M CURIOUS.



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[Titty McNipples]

Hmmm... Titty can do it first. c: -quotes and fills in-

Username:
xoxoxTitty McNipples
Preferred Name(s):
xoxoxMcNip
Age:
xoxoxSeven-to-the-teen.
Location:
xoxoxMy body is in TN, my heart is in NH and my soul is in Mordhaus with you guys. <3
Go forth and die:
xoxoxDrawing, making music videos, lots of video games, breathing.
It's brutal:
xoxoxI like what I do and I do what I like.
Totally lame and not metal:
xoxoxI hate vegetables, stinky cat farts, public places, work.
Obsessions:
xoxoxDethklok.
Makes me shits my pants:
xoxoxThe dentist, the dentist, the dentist! gonk
No banana stickers for:
xoxoxpeople who change the channel during commercial breaks.

✖ FAVORITES
xoxo❝I am not a robot.❞xo

Television Shows:
xoxoxDethklok, King of the Hill, South Park, Drawn Together, Tosh.0, Comedy Central (a lot of it.), Family Guy
Music:
xoxoxEverything that's lame and not brutal. Pop, techno, trance, dance, happy hardcore, the Hit List.
Films:
xoxoxBlades of Glory.
Anime/Manga:
xoxoxSaiyuki. c:


✖ SHORT ANSWER
xoxo❝The most brutal of all answers.❞xo

Why did you join this guild?:
xoxoxWell, because I love Dethklok and wanted to devote myself to a Dethguild and figured that this would be the absolute most perfect one. Charles is up in this b***h working his a** off, the crew is wonderful, and everyone's doing their best to be active. Well... I slack, but who cares about me? I amn't important.
Favorite Dethklok member and why?:
xoxoxWould love to say Charles out of pity... but Toki is where my heart ams. <3
Favorite Dethklok song and why?:
xoxoxCrush the Industry because... it's awesome. I associate that song with good things, like Charles coming to life!
Are you, or are you not, a robot?:
xoxoxI am, in fact a robot. And yes, you can call me on it. 0010011100101010.



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[Give Me The Nachos]

Username:
xoxoxThe Decaying Waffle
Preferred Name(s):
xoxox En.
Age:
xoxoxN/A
Location:
xoxoxA small town in Alaska.
Go forth and die:
xoxox Read, write, shoot stuff with my BB gun, bike riding, anything metal.
It's brutal:
xoxoxLlamas, heavy metal, weird asian s**t.
Totally lame and not metal:
xoxoxPreps, Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, Fred, anything faggy [not including gay people of any sort.]
Obsessions:
xoxoxWatching Horror flicks, more heavy metal, llamas, etc. etc..
Makes me shits my pants:
xoxoxClowns, Diahrea, and other stuff
No banana stickers for:
xoxoxHyporcrites.

✖ FAVORITES
xoxo❝I am not a robot.❞xo

Television Shows:
xoxoxStuff on AS like Metaloclypse, Robot Chicken, etc. WT&F, and Web Soup.
Music:
xoxoxHeavy Metal, Alternative, and Reggae.
Films:
xoxoxZombieland, uhhhhh....uhhhhhhhhhhh, Blades of Glory, I rarely ever watch movies.
Anime/Manga:
xoxoxBlood+, School Rumble, Tokko, and Trinity Blood.


✖ SHORT ANSWER
xoxo❝The most brutal of all answers.❞xo

Why did you join this guild?:
xoxoxDethklok rules all of the ******** world. ninja
Favorite Dethklok member and why?:
xoxoxThat's difficult. I'd have to say Toki because he's funny but he's sad alot too. It's just.....so cool. o;
Favorite Dethklok song and why?:
xoxox Hmmm. Probably Thunderhorse because of the video. Watching Nathan kill everyone and everything is brutal.
Are you, or are you not, a robot?:
xoxoxI don't think so. But...you never know.

 

[kiiiiiriiiii]

Username:
xoxoxY0ZAKURA KIRI
Preferred Name(s):
xoxoxKiri or Yoza, idc.
Age:
xoxoxOld enough to sell, fresh enough to enjoy.
Location:
xoxoxHawaii. Not lying, you f[guitar]king haole, wut.
Go forth and die:
xoxoxDrawing, drawing. Listen to music indulgently. Go to concerts. Surf. Get drunk and cause trouble.
It's brutal:
xoxoxDethklok, men in suits, having fun. And anime I guess...
Totally lame and not metal:
xoxox Douchebags... I think that's my chief complaint.
Obsessions:
xoxoxDethklok, the smell of men's fragrances & cigarette smoke, karaoke, getting drunk, tires.
Makes me shits my pants:
xoxox Starfish... other deep emotional stuff that's a secret. b[guitar]h.
No banana stickers for:
xoxox gloating pompus no-game kill stealers. f[guitar]cking b[guitar]h a** [guitar][guitar][guitar].

✖ FAVORITES
xoxo❝I am not a robot.❞xo

Television Shows:
xoxoxMetalocalypse, King of the Hill. Family guy, I guess.
Music:
xoxoxEclectic. Shoot me but I've been listening to Post Hardcore/Screamo lately.
Films:
xoxoxI don't watch movies much. Film industry bites.
Anime/Manga:
xoxoxLastest would be Detroit Metal City and Soul Eater.


✖ SHORT ANSWER
xoxo❝The most brutal of all answers.❞xo

Why did you join this guild?:
xoxox Why the f[guitar]k wouldn't I? CFO is running it, the band is all here...
Favorite Dethklok member and why?:
xoxoxYou can't love just one, but I'd probably share extra cookies with Pickles or Toki. I'd want to recieve Nathan's cookies, however.
Favorite Dethklok song and why?:
xoxox That's a hard one. I've been listening to Hatred Copter lately. Pickles is a good reason. Pissing of a douche bag is another.
Are you, or are you not, a robot?:
xoxoxI'm not smart enough. :/



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[Biosecurity]

Username:
xoxoxSanctiuke
Preferred Name(s):
xoxoxLordi or Uke
Age:
xoxox18
Location:
xoxoxIdaho. :'D
Go forth and die:
xoxoxLots of drawing. Cleaning, Hanging out with friends. Call of duty. <3
It's brutal:
xoxoxDethklok of course. Jellyfish. Talking on the phone, meeting new people, and reading books worth re-reading. Playing my ds too.
Totally lame and not metal:
xoxoxBitches and hoes. D: Weak batteries, overly confident women, overly energetic people. Fred savage, and when eyes are too close together.
Obsessions:
xoxoxWatching movies, Cuddling, drawing, singing. Cooking.
Makes me shits my pants:
xoxoxPretty much absolutely everything. The dark, Deep water, When eyes are unexpectedly opened. Strange noises, unfamiliar places, people outside my home. Etc.
No banana stickers for:
xoxoxPeople who disregard the well being of others.

✖ FAVORITES
xoxo❝I am not a robot.❞xo

Television Shows:
xoxoxMetalocalypse, ATHF, American dad, most cooking shows.
Music:
xoxoxAll music except for jazz and the blues. And a lot of rap. And emo-s**t music.
Films:
xoxoxToo many to list! I'm in love with movies. Transformers, interview with a vampire,300, Emperors new groove.
Anime/Manga:
xoxoxHellsing, Naruto, Elfen lied, Bleach, Death note.


✖ SHORT ANSWER
xoxo❝The most brutal of all answers.❞xo

Why did you join this guild?:
xoxoxI love dethklok, And i love the people playing the members of the band. :'D
Favorite Dethklok member and why?:
xoxoxHm, Nathan. He's sexy, Funny, and he's the leader. Ow, ow. I like a man in charge.;D
Favorite Dethklok song and why?:
xoxoxThunderhorse. Cause its awesome, and fun to play on guitar hero.
Are you, or are you not, a robot?:
xoxoxI'm not a robot, Sorry Charles! ;D



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[iKrAzYTurtle]

Username:
xoxoxTmnt_fangurl
Preferred Name(s):
xoxoxTurtle
Age:
xoxox18
Location:
xoxoxSouthern United States
Go forth and die:
xoxoxDrawing, Reading, Music and Hanging out with friends.
It's brutal:
xoxoxDethklok, Art, Music, Friends and Computers.
Totally lame and not metal:
xoxoxBig mouthed-big boobed-bitches who think they're better then everyone else, closed minded jerk-offs, and being told what to do.
Obsessions:
xoxoxMusic, My Love and uh...yeah that's about it...
Makes me shits my pants:
xoxoxLoving everyone I care about and dying alone.
No banana stickers for:
xoxoxMaking random noises with your mouth in the middle of a sentence or in dead silence without realizing you do it. And generally being a jerk off.

✖ FAVORITES
xoxo❝I am not a robot.❞xo

Television Shows:
xoxoxMetalocalypse, TMNT, Family Guy, The Jeff Dunham Show, and a couple anime here and there.
Music:
xoxoxAlmost everything except any form of country, and very little rap (has to have a point, none of that hoes drugs sex and bitches s**t).
Films:
xoxoxWAY too many to list.
Anime/Manga:
xoxoxAgain WAY too many to list.


✖ SHORT ANSWER
xoxo❝The most brutal of all answers.❞xo

Why did you join this guild?:
xoxoxDethklok (and the show) are ******** awesome and this guild seemed pretty cool.
Favorite Dethklok member and why?:
xoxoxHmmm...honestly it's a tie between Toki and Pickles. Toki is...well...Toki is...hell he's ******** Toki. And Pickles is funny.
Favorite Dethklok song and why?:
xoxoxThunderhorse. Why? I'm not sure why. I just like listening to it.
Are you, or are you not, a robot?:
xoxoxNo I'm not.



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[Arisarus Rex]

I seriously have to fill all of this out?
Ugh, fine. Only because Toki's adorable. >:U

Username:
xoxoxArisarus Rex
Preferred Name(s):
xoxoxAri or Rexy
Age:
xoxox19
Location:
xoxox My house.
Go forth and die:
xoxoxI draw and make profiles. And d**k around.
It's brutal:
xoxoxVideo games, music and stuff that isn't lame.
Totally lame and not metal:
xoxox Lots of things.
Obsessions:
xoxoxMetal Gear Solid.
Makes me shits my pants:
xoxoxNeedles and Deep water.
No banana stickers for:
xoxoxI have OCD, so this is a long list.

✖ FAVORITES
xoxo❝Jumps out the window! Find me a paper clips! You dos what I say or I haves you all killed! Now SH**S YOUR PANTS!!!

Toki, your boner is showing.❞xo

Television Shows:
xoxoxMetalocalpyse, obviously. Scrubs, House. I don't watch TV Much.
Music:
xoxoxA lot. D;
Films:
xoxoxClockwork Orange, 9, and horror films.
Anime/Manga:
xoxoxHoly s**t, there's so many different animes and manga I watch/read.


✖ SHORT ANSWER
xoxo❝The most brutal of all answers.❞xo

Why did you join this guild?:
xoxox Because Dethklok is ******** rad.
Favorite Dethklok member and why?:
xoxoxToki, because I like to corrupt innocence.
Favorite Dethklok song and why?:
xoxoxHamburger Time. Why, I think you know why.
Are you, or are you not, a robot?:
xoxoxNo, but Charles is.



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[_kumiko-chan92_]

...wat a pain...ill do it for u, toki-kun
username:
kumikkochan
preferred name:
kumiko
age:
17
location:
not giving that away is wat lets me get on this jank-wad computer, so cant say
go forth and die:
draw, read, write...
its brutal:
colorful things
totally lame and not metal:
onions, bell peppers, ppl who think theyr the s**t when theyr realy not
obsessions:
candy, stuffed animals,acessories
makes me s**t my pants:
spiders and the dark... sweatdrop
no banana stickers for:
generally annoying ppl
-favorites-
-i am not a robot-
television shows:
big bang theory, heroes, metalocalypse, spongebob(lol) south park, family guy, robot chicken
music:
metal and techno mostly
films:
harry potter, nightmare before xmas, the grudge, death note live action movies
anime/manga:
fruits basket, death note, naruto
-short answer-
-most brutal of all answers-
why did u join this guild?
why else? i love dethklok, of course
favorite dethklok member and y?
toki-kun, cuz hes so cute, but can be brutal when he wants to be
favorite dethkok song and y?
(cant remember the name) the one they sang that awakened a troll, because its kinda catchy yet brutal
are you, or are u not, a robot?
im totally not a robot...i think  

[Nalynn]

Username:
Nalynn
Preferred Name(s):
Dana
Age:
15
Location:
Iowa
Go forth and die:
Rugby, hiking, poetry, and art.
It's brutal:
Gothic crosses, death meatal, screamo, acid rap, and s**t along that nature. Horror movies, some gorefest, and horror novels.
Totally lame and not metal:
Preps, douchebags who think they own over all, and dumb bimbos who act stupid for attention.
Obsessions:
Music in general.
Makes me shits my pants:
I'm androphobic.
No banana stickers for:
When people feel the need to smack their gum, and people who smack their lips every other sentance.

✖ FAVORITES
xoxo❝I am not a robot.❞xo

Television Shows: Anything really, as long as it's interesting.

Music: Metal, death metal, screamo, grind core, ect...

Films:
Horror for the win!
Anime/Manga:
Naruto, Death Note.


✖ SHORT ANSWER
xoxo❝The most brutal of all answers.❞xo

Why did you join this guild?:
I'm a fan of Deathklok and a friend of mine sent an invite.
Favorite Dethklok member and why?:
*not familiar with the names yet recently got in to them* The bass player, his voice cracks me up. lol
Favorite Dethklok song and why?:
*once again, don't know names of s**t yet* They have one about coffee right? lol
Are you, or are you not, a robot?:
Last time I checked I was not a robot. lol  

[Praesagium]

Username:
xoxoxPraesagium
Preferred Name(s):
xoxoxPrae
Age:
xoxox22
Location:
xoxoxAboard the ship Elizabeth Bathory
Go forth and die:
xoxoxCollege Student
It's brutal:
xoxoxBJD/dollfies, fantasy books, creative writing, freeform roleplaying, vampires, old disney, history, period movies, mythology, Castlevania
Totally lame and not metal:
xoxoxTwilight, Twilight fangirls
Obsessions:
xoxoxRenaissance Festival, travelling, Castlevania
Makes me shits my pants:
xoxoxheights @_@
No banana stickers for:
xoxoxTwilight anything ... or Doctor Rockzo

✖ FAVORITES
xoxo❝I am not a robot. Promise.❞xo

Television Shows:
xoxoxMetalocalypse (obviously), The Smoking Gun Presents, MST3K, Family Guy, Operation Repo, World's Wildest
Music:
xoxoxThe list of music I don't like would be shorter.
Films:
xoxoxBrother of the Wolf, Let the Right One In, Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992), Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead
Anime/Manga:
xoxoxFull Metal Alchemist, Petshop of Horrors, Sailor Moon


✖ SHORT ANSWER
xoxo❝The most brutal of all answers.❞xo

Why did you join this guild?:
xoxoxBecause the characters here crack me up. I'm also out to meet new people on Gaia.
Favorite Dethklok member and why?:
xoxoxSkwisgaar and Toki because Scandinavians are delicious.
Favorite Dethklok song and why?:
xoxoxDuncan Hills Coffee Jingle ... because I like coffee.
Are you, or are you not, a robot?:
xoxoxI'm a pirate. Arrrr.



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[Frosted Grapes]

Username:
xoxoxFrosted Grapes.
Preferred Name(s):
xoxoxFrostii, or Emma.
Age:
xoxox23
Location:
xoxoxtwo hours from Brendon Small.
Go forth and die:
xoxoxBe conquered. Seriously, freelance illustrator and bass player.
It's brutal:
xoxoxNathan Explosion. Black cats, blood, art, the color purple.
Totally lame and not metal:
xoxoxAnything or anyone that pisses me off. Mostly... everything.
Obsessions:
xoxoxDethklok, duh. A certain frontman... umm... my cat, WoW... -thinks- Nathan Explosion?
Makes me shits my pants:
xoxoxBeing alone! D: I can't do it.
No banana stickers for:
xoxoxKAWAII NEKO DESU DESU DESU!! Seriously... I want to kill them.

✖ FAVORITES
xoxo❝I am not a robot.❞xo

Television Shows:
xoxoxMetalocalypse, and uhh... Scrubs, and... Sailor Moon?
Music:
xoxox Pretty much everything.
Films:
xoxoxGladiator, 300, Dark Knight, Mulin Rouge.
Anime/Manga:
xoxoxDragonball Z, Sailor Moon, Pokemon, Akira. Gotta love ******** Akira. I'm old school yo.


✖ SHORT ANSWER
xoxo❝The most brutal of all answers.❞xo

Why did you join this guild?:
xoxoxCause i ******** love Dethklok? I don't know!
Favorite Dethklok member and why?:
xoxox Nathan Explosion. To say why would require me to reach into my inner most perverted thoughts.
Favorite Dethklok song and why?:
xoxox Black Fire Upon Us. Best. Instrumentals. Ever.
Are you, or are you not, a robot?:
xoxoxDomo arigoto Mr. Roboto?  

[AgentKaz]

Username:
xoxoxAgentKaz
Preferred Name(s):
xoxoxKaz
Age:
xoxox18
Location:
xoxoxPittsburgh, PA
Go forth and die:
xoxoxI go to college. For graphic design. Also I procrastinate and occasionally write n' draw comics.
It's brutal:
xoxoxBooks, video games, clothes... stuff.
Totally lame and not metal:
xoxoxAssholes, country music, politics, Twilight.
Obsessions:
xoxoxCyberpunk, music, the interwebs, narwhals... stuff.
Makes me shits my pants:
xoxoxListening to anything while sleeping. Omelette du fromage, anyone? *shivers* Other than that, I HAVE NO FEARS.
No banana stickers for:
xoxoxa*****e types who make fun of the weird kids. They deserve to be kicked in the balls repeatedly.

✖ FAVORITES
xoxo❝I am not a robot.❞xo

Television Shows:
xoxoxInvader Zim, Metalocalypse, South Park, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sheep in the Big City, The X-Files, Freakazoid!...
Music:
xoxoxEverything except country.
Films:
xoxoxSchool of Rock, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Dawn of the Dead, Repo! the Genetic Opera, American Zombie, Shaun of the Dead, The Princess Bride, Airplane!... and others.
Anime/Manga:
xoxoxKeroro Gunso, Princess Ai, Full Metal Panic!, Sailor Moon, .hack//Legend of the Twilight Bracelet, Shutterbox


✖ SHORT ANSWER
xoxo❝The most brutal of all answers.❞xo

Why did you join this guild?:
xoxox'Cause I felt like it.
Favorite Dethklok member and why?:
xoxoxMurderface. Also Skwisgaar and Toki. Why? Why not.
Favorite Dethklok song and why?:
xoxoxAll of them! Just because.
Are you, or are you not, a robot?:
xoxoxI like robots, but I personally am not one. If I was, I think I'd probably be off blowin' s**t up instead of being here. Not to worry!

 

[Kupo Belle]

Username:
xoxoxWaste Dead
Preferred Name(s):
xoxoxWaste, Wasted, Quack, Ducky or Jen
Age:
xoxox23
Location:
xoxoxThe U.S.
Go forth and die:
xoxoxI'm a spy for the Air Force and I blow people up
It's brutal:
xoxoxGetting ******** up, listening to Dethklok, coloring, swinging, laughing and playing video games
Totally lame and not metal:
xoxoxStrict, grown-up, boring a** people that don't want to let me have fun. (I have fun anyway you ******** style="color: white">xoxoxToki, ducks and fast cars
Makes me shits my pants:
xoxoxNothing I just do that when I feel like it
No banana stickers for:
xoxoxPeople that take life too seriously


✖ FAVORITES
xoxo❝I am not a robot.

[Celestial Bodies]

Username:
xoxoxBasic Synth
Preferred Name(s):
xoxoxDestiny or Dee
Age:
xoxox15, I'm a youngin'
Location:
xoxoxCanada
Go forth and die:
xoxoxGo to shows, listen to music, eat, sleep, internetz
It's brutal:
xoxoxI have a list for this in my profile. It's terribly long.
Totally lame and not metal:
xoxoxFeminists, Our generation, cake faces, whores
Obsessions:
xoxoxToki Wartooth
Makes me shits my pants:
xoxoxThe dark
No banana stickers for:
xoxoxPeople, mostly weeaboos.

✖ FAVORITES
xoxo❝I am not a robot.❞xo

Television Shows:
xoxoxMetalocaypse, Friends,
Music:
xoxoxVarious Metal, Folk, 70's Prog, Indie
Films:
xoxoxThe Breakfast Club, Boondock Saints, Howl's Moving Castle
Anime/Manga:
xoxoxOuran High School Host Club, Yotsuba, There's more but I'm getting lazy


✖ SHORT ANSWER
xoxo❝The most brutal of all answers.❞xo

Why did you join this guild?:
xoxoxWell, because I ******** love Metalocalypse
Favorite Dethklok member and why?:
xoxoxToki. He's a dream man.
Favorite Dethklok song and why?:
xoxoxToo many, mostly all. I've even been to Dethklok live :')
Are you, or are you not, a robot?:
xoxoxNot a robot.



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