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 Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:52 am
If you talk and scream and yell and don't talk but you walk and hop and dance not prance, yet still talking not walking just standing and taking a dump in the dump while to jump and pump a balloon and pop it.
Isn't that confusing?
Three backs, one left and one right and three forward.
Your back where you started!
Hate it when noobs beg for money?
Then don't give them anything if you have the following symptoms:
Poorkinvitis (Poorness of the Avatar)
Richenesia (Currently on a goal to get a really expensive item)
Malchomainesticia (You don't like noobs)
Jakivitis (A Gaia Cyberer)
Velkisymptis (No Friends)
Jamoskiptis (A lot of friends (over or at least 20 or more))
Gold Fever (Have over 9000 Gaia Gold)
Cash Fever (Have over 100 Gaia Cash)
Monosynchrohilomonogiliosis (You say NO to any Noobs begging for stuff)
Golden Flu (Have less than 9000 Gaia Gold)
Cash Flu (Have no or very little Gaia Cash)
Item Flu (Have sucky and inexpensive items)
Item Fever (Have a lot of items you just don't wanna give away)
G1G1 Flu (You must be one of the following: Human, Vampire, Zurg, Zombie, Elf, Centaur, Orc, Emo, Goth, Fairy, Animal, Robot, God, or a Mystery Person (Keeps all of face hidden and all things set in Private Mode). If you do not qualify for any of these, you will have to give things to noobs whether or not you qualify.)
If you have these symptoms take VitaGoo
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:11 am
Well I am successfully confused...o.O
Shall we discuss confusion, noobs, vaccines, rhyme or all of the above?
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:22 am
I think we should discuss the meaning of the post so that we can find out what we are supposed to discuss
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:30 am
Do you think VitaGoo cures confusion?
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:03 am
This is a highly interesting thread. I've been sitting here for about 5 minuets thinking about it. At first my initial thought was "this is a useless thread". Then I got to wondering about Noobs and how annoying they can be an all the times they have begged GTR and myself for money, one chick wanted to be GTR's girlfriend "Hi, I don't have a boy friend and it's almost my brithday and I need gold wanna do all that for me?" He said "I don't need a prostitute I have a wife, and I sure as ******** wouldn't pay some chick over the internet."
So then I came to the conclusion of "Whoa damn, there's lots that could be discussed with this thread!
Congratulations Tai! Not many people manage to go from the "This is a s**t thread" to "********!" with me. On top of that you had me sit here thinking about it.
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:38 am
That is interesting, GRM.
Here I am thinking about how a VitaGoo infomercial would be like. Like a cross between Vitameatavegamin and The Magic Bullet.
Needs a new name like Vitameatavegamin too. Vitagoldivelkijamosn00b?
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:52 pm
I'm reminded of the n00b who actually said, "Wow, you're old, you're not going to be here long. Wanna give me your (item that I'd saved hard for)?"
My first response was to flame to DEATH; I took the high road and didn't even reply. smile
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Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:22 am
@aretoo - O_O wow...just... wow. If a n00b did that to me I think I'd just be petty and say, "This nice item would clash with all your n00b junk. So no".
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Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:35 am
Wow Aretoo that is one impressively impertinent n00b!!
My mule (almost a pure lurker mind you) got left a profile comment begging for gold by a complete stranger... I was like "what the heck!?" I actually asked the silly little girl why she was asking me for money on my profile. I was just so stunned by it.
I don't remember exactly what she said back but I got annoyed at her gall and told her to go make her own gold and promptly got yelled at for being a jerk.
rolleyes
Sorry but invest in some common decency ( common sense is too much to ask for apparently) and people wont treat you like the stupid child you make yourself out to be.
What I love most is my mule doesn't smell of gold like I know some people's mules do. The avi does look spiffy, but it is all well chosen shop items.
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:07 pm
I actually meet a decent Noob. (Mind you that was after the FLOOD of bad ones once I stepped out of our lovely guild.
I think that it was about two years ago during the Christmas event. So very nearly three years ago. I was in a thread explaining how the process worked and EVERYONE in the thread was sending me requests IN THE THREAD to give them stuff. After a while there was someone who stood up to them (I had just been ignoring the spam requests) I ended up having a Open PM conversation with them and found out they started on Gaia THAT WEEK. I was amazed that someone fresh in the forums was willing to actually put their neck out like that. After the event ended I lost contact with that person, but it was refreshing to see something like that.
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Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:50 am
Kusaragi I actually meet a decent Noob. (Mind you that was after the FLOOD of bad ones once I stepped out of our lovely guild. I think that it was about two years ago during the Christmas event. So very nearly three years ago. I was in a thread explaining how the process worked and EVERYONE in the thread was sending me requests IN THE THREAD to give them stuff. After a while there was someone who stood up to them (I had just been ignoring the spam requests) I ended up having a Open PM conversation with them and found out they started on Gaia THAT WEEK. I was amazed that someone fresh in the forums was willing to actually put their neck out like that. After the event ended I lost contact with that person, but it was refreshing to see something like that. thats a newb not a noob know the difference man
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