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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:55 am
...to go pick up your mother. biggrin
Your mother is like a water fountain, everyone takes a sip.
Your mother is like a cake, everyone has a slice.
Your mother is like a squirrel, she always has nuts in her mouth.
Your mother is like a bus, everyone can take a ride for $1.50 American.
Your mother is like 1949 in California, everyone made a claim.
Your mother is like a used car, rough around the edges, but still has a few miles left in her.
Your mother is like promiscuous hen, she can't have enough cockerel.
Your mother is like a modern TV remote, I can't find the button to turn her on.
Your mother is like punching bag, used and abused.
Your mother is like Star Trek, always heading for the next generation... because she is a cougar.
Your mother is like Germany, she makes everyone blitzkrieg in their pants.
o3o
Love your mom. Happy April Fool's Thanksgiving!
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:03 am
Bahahaha! So random! I was like, NO! Not Jaft! If I'm still here there's no way Jaft can leave. I'm like one of the most consistent lurkers of this guild.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:05 am
That's one lurker down. >:3
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:35 am
gonk *...* eek *Gibbs-smacks Jaft* stare
You scared me, I thought we were losing you. The ATG wouldn't have been the same.
Why do you know so many "Yo' Mamma" jokes? Never mind, I probably don't want to know. rolleyes
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Profitable Conversationalist
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:41 am
*is smacked*
More like mother similes. o3o From 1949 and down, I had to make those up (at least I think they're original), the other ones are classics though.
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:43 am
Heck with a title like that. This thread will be the first thing everyone looks at when get in there.
So now that you have our attention....
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:43 am
*puts out cigarette in Jaft's right eye*
you've earned the right to wear an eyepatch and be cooler then when jaft turned cool.
now thats cool.
kinda like mashing morgan freeman with Bruce willis and Sean connery.
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:46 am
Elcia Heck with a title like that. This thread will be the first thing everyone looks at when get in there.
So now that you have our attention.... *awkward silence... now with eyepatch!* X_O
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:53 am
Jaft Elcia Heck with a title like that. This thread will be the first thing everyone looks at when get in there.
So now that you have our attention.... *awkward silence... now with eyepatch!* X_O Nice touch with the avatar mate
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:04 pm
Shram Nice touch with the avatar mate Now I can Die Hard on the March of the Octopussy.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:17 pm
rolleyes Ah... Jafty's toying with our emotions. Well... glad you're not going anywhere; who else can keep up with my puns? wink
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:24 pm
aretoo rolleyes Ah... Jafty's toying with our emotions. Well... glad you're not going anywhere; who else can keep up with my puns? wink Definitely those guys on the Extenze commercials. ;D
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:04 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:06 pm
If i suffer a heart attack because of that title, I will simply blame you, Jaft!!!
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:20 pm
o3o Mwah! @Cad: It's good to give the heart a scare every once in a while. >.o
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