Why Did You Divorce the Person Above You?

[CR Kyrie]

Alright everyone, another game! This time, you will tell the world why you divorced the person who posted above you.

Let the silliness commence!

(Found in 'Reality' guild)  

[xDarkPisces]

To claim half of your wealth! twisted It gets easier every time. ninja  

[invisible-weirdo]

Because you don't love me anymore! crying  

[CR Kyrie]

Because I couldn't take sharing you with a flaming turtle any longer =(  

[pickle relish]

Because you burned our house down!  

[invisible-weirdo]

Because you spent all our money on your hair!

Look at me! I have to wear rags! crying  

[Erverain]

You just stopped caring one day, and I just couldn't take it anymore. I blame it all on that horrible turtle. He's a bad influence.  

[pickle relish]

You take pictures of EVERYTHING! Look at this photo album. It's all pictures our kitchen sink! Our KITCHEN SINK!!
I just couldn't deal with it anymore.  

[Saverio C.]

I woke up with her on top of me, and I didn't like it. She had a knife in one hand and my kidney in the other.  

[124-C]

Because, as it turns out, we're both dudes...  

[Phaeton]

Because you ate one of our children.  

[Roland Karloseth]

Because you had children with Tsuji.  

[Bassios]

Because you DIDN'T have children with Tsuji.

 

[Koneko Midoria]

Because you didn't want to go to the pool in December.

 

[pickle relish]

Every time I hug you, you stab me with those claws. ;-;