1) wears red
2) redistributes wealth
3) plays favorites
4) Rudolph is a Russian name
5) is fat, like many communist leaders
6) has a beard, like many communist leaders
7) give chairman Mao a Santa hat and white beard. Azn Santa!
cool Santa is a anagram for Satan (irrelevant to communism but whatever)
9) Elves lack a worker's union
10) The North Pole is right above Russia!
French Toasted Hamsters: A Random Hangout Guild
A Fun Random Guild, as you can deduce from the title. ;P
