One Liners

[Aura Wintergreen]

Post your fav, funniest,etc one liners from Supernatural  

[Aura Wintergreen]

An example is this-
(Dean to Bella) "How do you sleep at night?"
Bella- "Rolling naked in money"  

[cruiouswolf89]

"As long as I'm around, nothing bad is gonna happen to you."


~Sam: What are you doing waiting out here anyway?
Dean: Our room is on the third floor...That's...high.

~Dean: And then there's the bad diner food. And the skeevy motel rooms. And then the truck stop waitress with the bizzare rash.

~Dean: I'll man the flashlight!
-All from season four's Yellow Fever, my all time favorite episode I think.

And my FAVORITE one liner is thanks to Dean from the Pilot episode.

"House rules Sammy; Driver pick the music shotgun shuts his cakehole."  

[Imitation Stradivarius]

Demon: Don't you remember me?
Dead: *blank look while getting his face beat in*
Demon: Oh yeah. I'm wearing a pediatrician.  

[magicspeed]

Dean: I thought the legend said Mordecai only went after chicks.
Sam: It does.
Dean: Well that explains why it went after you, but why me?  

[magicspeed]

Sam: So, you talk to the cops?
Dean: Uh, yeah. I spoke to Amy a, uh, charming and perky officer of the law.
Sam: Yeah, and what did you find out?
Dean: Well, she’s a Sagittarius. She loves tequila, I mean...whew. Oh, and she’s got this little tattoo...  

[magicspeed]

Dean Winchester: You can't rush perfection!

Dean Winchester: Your, uh, half-caf, double-vanilla latte is gettin' cold over here, Francis.
Sam Winchester: Bite me.  

[magicspeed]

dean is so funny... he gets the best lines  

[September S a p p h i r e]

Dean: I'm Batman.
Sam: Yeah, you're Batman.  

[mackenzieada]

Dean: Dude...You FUGLY!

--Scarecrow
^Scariest dang thing I've ever seen! Next to 'Everybody Loves a Clown'

 

[magicspeed]

the scarecrow was pretty creepy, but everybody loves a clown sucked almost as much as the 8th episode of season one, bugs  

[StardustCherub]

Dean: You know I'm starting to think Junkless has a better sense of humor than you do.

Castiel: Then Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone.

~~

Dean: (speaking about Chuck) Him? Really?

Castiel: You should have seen Luke...  

[mackenzieada]

magicspeed

the scarecrow was pretty creepy, but everybody loves a clown sucked almost as much as the 8th episode of season one, bugs

Are you kidding me! Clowns are so flippen scary! Ahhh!!
Bugs did suck...though it still scares me to take a shower...I hate spiders..  

[magicspeed]

spiders creep me out also  

[magicspeed]

whats your fav episode picclez