The Almighty Rules

[Alister_King]

Thou shall have fun
Thou shalt not be a big dummy
Thou shall respect your fellow guild mates in all aspects
Thou shalt not judge others in a critical or malice filled manner lest ye be beaten with bricks on a chain and then banned for life.

That is all.  

[Rogue Angelus]

lol was the thous really nessicary hat?  

[Krell356]

Alister, you forgot thou shall not question the guild leader or correct him... *realizes his error and runs*  

[Alister_King]

No, i have to be corrected because i make mistakes all the time.
And yes they were necessary trent  

[The Shadow-Star]

*glomps Alister*
hey Alister~
imma here now~  

[Krell356]

Oh sweet we have a shadow!  

[Alister_King]

YAY SHADOW GLOMP.
*dies from nosebleed*  

[Krell356]

Been a while since I saw that happen... last time it was me.  

[Rogue Angelus]

*pokes alister*why did you die?.......*stares at shadow*you have some weird glomp power or something?...or are these two just big perverts and cant control themselves?  

[Krell356]

Death is common in our paradise guild. He's picked up some habits excuse me. *goes to build a graveyard with respawn headstones for all the guild members. all of them are labeled "Dead, Respawning in 3...2...1..."*

Also I'm the major pervert. Alister still is able to keep himself in check most of the time.  

[The Shadow-Star]

i am Shadow and yes i have awesome glomp powers. imma the guild booty in Paradise and i fancy torturing men. these two plus Dred are especially fun. Donie only sometimes.
twisted
im just that sick~  

[Rogue Angelus]

eh whatever floats your boat *thrusts hand into the grave and pulls alister out*get your a** out here you noob  

[Krell356]

Ah so that's it. You are guild booty so you can bait us in for your pets to beat the crap out of us and such. It's all so clear now.  

[Alister_King]

*appears behind shadow and hugs her*
YAY SHADOW...i can control myself see...
*looks at trent in shock*
Umm thats not me..thats my evil twin brother that was killed in paradises zombie....id let go if i were you.  

[J3LLYF1LL3D]

- pokes head in and looks around angel imp comping my moves- huh? whats going on in there?- flys over everyone on the shandeler adn swings back and forth- disco disco m tisk m tisk