How the Jaft Stole Phunkeh - Presents and Love

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

GIFT LIST ON THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST!!!

Event Instructions:
*Good deeds make Jaft happy so be nice and caring and giving to everyone.
*Good deeds you do for the people close to you count too, for example, donating food, working in a soup kitchen, helping a neighbor.... I just ask for photographic evidence.
*A happy Jaft results in the Get Phunkeh Thread being returned to the rest of the guild and presents being given to the people who worked hard to spread holiday cheer. Make merry!
*Regardless of results, this event will end January 5th.

Points Until My Heart Is Whole: 1030/1000

We went over! 8D

Reaction Thread

Oh dear, oh my! I'm late! I'm late! What's this!? Where is the Get Phunkeh Thread?! surprised

Oh that's right. I stole it. >:3

And I'm not going to give it back. Muo ho ho ho! You shall all be without a Phunkeh Thread unless you can heal my heart, but you greedy good-for-nothings probably can't do that. You just want toys and sweets.

Hah!

I'll show you how I did it. I'm glad I took photos. Muo ho ho ho! >:3 Look in the ComiX-mas section!



SPECIAL USER EVENTS AND CONTENT:
YunieCookie in a smezzy bunny outfit:
Picture 1 Picture 2
You know you all want to see her in those red socks and bunny ears. >w<

aretoo's Holiday Cookies
They look delicious while maintaining a respective level of awesome. I like the Grinch cookie. 3nodding

Kyla_Ewens made various different Grinch interpretations with her mad art skills. Check out what's she done!
1 2 3 4

Alright!

It's presents time! The good folks of the ATG have done enough good deeds to change my poor ol' mean heart into a loving one full of cheer and lollies. Let's spread the good spirit around! >:3

From Jaft's Bag of Loot:

1 Kachina Clown Body Paint
3 War of the Warlords
2 Rock Puppy
1 Fausto's Bottle 9th Generation
2 Toadstool
2 Soot Face Explode
3 Stone Gauntlet
1 Christian Siriano's Black Coat
1 Black Ops Gear
1 Sun Staff
1 Lucky Star
1 Easter 2k6 Bunny Tie
1 G-Bot
1 Elemental Wings
8? (I lost count) Labu Necklace
1 Langer the Dragon Plush
1 Red Octopus (on my head)
1 Black Reading Glasses
1 Ice Tiara
1 Easter 2k6 Chicky Tie
1 Red Diamond
1 Radiant Prism
1 Heart Shape Boxers

 

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Choose Your Own Christmas!

Instructions: Suggest to me what I should do next and I'll draw the option I like best. So far, only wakusei has given me a suggestion. <3 I apologize if the text is too small. Go to http://daftjaft.deviantart.com/ to view the comics on a much bigger view if you seriously can't read the text. Thanks guys! biggrin

 

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Good afternoon, my pretties. twisted  

[Kusaragi]

My suggestion is as follows:
I recrewt (Blatant zOMG reference FTW) the rest of ATG and the other Crew members to mount a DARING rescue of Phunkeh We will have cannons that shoot cheese, and lasers that slice ham... just ham. It'll be extra effective against Jaft. xd

I've adopted more dragons, please help them survive.

 

[aretoo]

Kusaragi

My suggestion is as follows:
I recrewt (Blatant zOMG reference FTW) the rest of ATG and the other Crew members to mount a DARING rescue of Phunkeh We will have cannons that shoot cheese, and lasers that slice ham... just ham. It'll be extra effective against Jaft. xd

...'Cause Jafty's well-known for being hammy? confused  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

I'm afraid that isn't going to work.  

[Kusaragi]

But... I'll have the rest of ATG at my side... and more mod powers to call upon.

@Aretoo: you know it. ^_^

I've adopted more dragons, please help them survive.

 

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Kyla is too smart! D8<

HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE!!!!  

[Omochii]

I...don't understand this event. @_@  

[ranka-san]

but i like the phunkeh thread.
why did you steal it?  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

You see... I'm evil and anti-Christmas/holiday and I'm all Grinch like, you see...

And...

HATEHATEHATEHATEAHATEHATE!!!  

[Bassios]

He's an evil green man with no pride.

BUT WE LOVES OUR JAFT

*makes love to him*

wink