Yeah, so...I shouldn't be allowed near the baked goods...

[Primordial Nothing]

Because I make them into TOASTKINIS.



I don't even need to say anything. Bottoms are on the way, but you don't get to see me wearing them.

Little pieces of toast are not enough to avoid a ToS violation.

EDIT:

BOTTOMS

 

[Renard Muldrake]

It's still the hottest thing I've seen in a long time.  

[Den Dristige Djevelen]

~*~

I JUST SAID "OH MY ******** GOD" OUT LOUD.

REALLY LOUD

OH MY ******** GOD.

THIS BETTER BE MEMORABLE'D RIGHT NOW.

~*~

 

[Salathielly]

Ah, but is it buttered toast? I would think you would need buttered toast to make a truly brilliant toastkini. But then, I'm not the expert. *Bows to your expertise.*  

[Renard Muldrake]

The butter is completely optional.  

[Homosexual Zombie]

I think...this just made my life. Not just my day, my life.  

[Akitan]

-bites at toast-

That's extremely hot

 

[Primordial Nothing]

Homosexual Zombie

I think...this just made my life. Not just my day, my life.

So happy to please you.

Aki: Why thank you. ;D  

[Homosexual Zombie]

Primordial Nothing

Homosexual Zombie

I think...this just made my life. Not just my day, my life.

So happy to please you.

I'm not sure exactly how to say how amusingly happy that made me. Really.

I will not forget this picture. Ever XD  

[Renard Muldrake]

I just regret that you can't model the bottoms for us.  

[~ Milk Mynk ~]

... You have such pretty skin. heart  

[Primordial Nothing]

Renard Muldrake

I just regret that you can't model the bottoms for us.

Me too. They broke anyway. Bread undies aren't very reliable, unless the whole point is for them to break off.

Jesus. Somebody find me a bakery-themed stripper and I'll sell these to him.

Milk: Thank you. I think so, too. heart  

[Renard Muldrake]

Primordial Nothing

Renard Muldrake

I just regret that you can't model the bottoms for us.

Me too. They broke anyway. Bread undies aren't very reliable, unless the whole point is for them to break off.

Jesus. Somebody find me a bakery-themed stripper and I'll sell these to him.

Milk: Thank you. I think so, too. heart

Well all lingerie does have to come off eventually.  

[Den Dristige Djevelen]

~*~

I really want to make and model a toastkini now.

No s**t.

~*~

 

[Annai-chansan]

thats so hilaaaarious! rofl

*laughs* god that was funny. today shall be known as The Toastkini Day ofPrimordial Nothing*laughs some more*