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 Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:45 am
Dogs are stupid. They're all like 'BOOOOooOOORREE!!!' and they b***h all the time about wanting to sniff some grass or something. Ah, these damn dogs. Dogs and whores! Where are all these whores coming from lately? Used to be, you had to look around for a whore, but now, I dunno. Nowadays, whores are like goddamn Waldo in that one pages where everyone looks like him but a little different. Everyone dresses like him but finding the real Waldo is tougher'n Andre the goddamn Giant. That little ******** has eluded me for the last time! Fire the laser cannons!!
But sir, if we fire it now, it shall destroy the entire planet!
I said fire that ******** cannon, you filthy filth-filth-face!! The planet is irrelevant compared to the task of eliminating that dirty son of a whore, Waldo! Now FIRE!!!
......Charge the laser cannon. We fire in T-minus 5 seconds.
AAA-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Where's Waldo now, b***h!? IN HEEEEEEEEEEELL!!!!!
...Fire. And may Gawd forgive us. For serious.
Look at that cool-a** explosion!! Wow! If only you could see this, it's the str8 ^ shiz-nite!!
What have you done, sir!?
I nuked a planet and murdered Waldo! With a totally boss laser cannon.
Sir? I'm a new whatever the other guy is! It seems Waldo was not on that planet after all.
........we destroyed a peaceful planet for naught.
.......*snicker* Wow! uh.....WHOOO!! Boy, uh, is my face.....is my face red, I'm tellin' ya. uh, Hoooo!! Alright, uh....does anyone know we did this?
Yes sir, Fox News is outside on the lawn.
Is it one of those sexy-a** women reporters?
No, sir, its Geraldo.
Eliminate them.
Yes, sir!
And you! Stop crying!
But sir...my........my KIDS were on that planet!! And you killed them! You made me kill them!! UuuuhhhhOHGAWD!!! Aaaa-hah-hah-hah-hah-haaaaahhh!! KKKKKKaaaAAAWWWW-heh-heh-heh...heh...KKKKFFF u-huh, u-hhuuuuu.....SNRRRKKKK!!!
Your kids!? You mean my kids!!
Your kids, sir?
No, I only said that so you would be distracted enough for me to grab this other, hand-held laser cannon!
I wasn't going to stop you! I...i wa-huh-hunt to di-hi-hi-hiiIIIIii!
Oh. Then SURVIVE, PITIFUL FOOL!! SURVIVAL, ALL UPSIDEJO HEAD!!!
NOOOOO!!! IT FEELS LIKE NOT BEING DEAD!!!
HAHAHAHA!! Now heres this s**t!
mrgreen 3nodding biggrin smile wink surprised ninja
neutral pirate rofl stressed sweatdrop crying scream gonk
evil evil burning_eyes twisted evil burning_eyes twisted twisted evil twisted evil burning_eyes emo
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:08 pm
I thought Waldo was the one tryin to look like EVERYONE ELSE.
hm?
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